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zeus: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

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Eros: Hades isn’t answering my messages. Persephone: Allow me. Eros: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Hades: *replying to message* Hello

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Eros: You can track Persephone? Hades: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Eros: I know you love them. Hades: I am not in love with Persephone! Eros, staring at Hades: I never said who... Hades: *realizes* Hades: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Persephone: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Eros: Hello friends! The Squad: Eros: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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Hermes: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Peresphone: *types in Hades* Computer: Your password is too weak. Peresphone: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Hera: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Demeter: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Hera: Not when you’re playing with Ares, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Hera: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Ares: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Hades: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Peresphone. Peresphone: I hate myself. Hades: Alright, square up.

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Hades: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Persephone : Only if you also don't ask why Persephone : Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls Take your pick. Hades: Persephone : Hades: This one is fine

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Poseidon: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

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Hera: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Zeus: Burn the house down. Hera: And what did you do? Zeus: I made dinner. Hera: Zeus: Hera: Zeus: And burnt the house down.

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Artemis: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Ares: Do you ever think? Because I do not.

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Hermes: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.