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Yoosung: I need life advice.

Seven, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Saeran: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Seven: When was the last time you cried?

Yoosung: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Seven: really? That recent?

Yoosung: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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V: Are you mad?

Saeran: No.

V: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Yoosung: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Jaehee: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Jumin: Drunk.

707: Wasted.

V: Dead.

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Zen: Damn, the power went out.

Yoosung: Don’t worry, I got this.

Yoosung: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Zen: What-?

Yoosung: I swallowed a glow stick!

Zen, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Yoosung, near tears: Please, Seven, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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707: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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707: Do you need help getting up?

Saeran: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Yoosung: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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707: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

MC: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

707: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

MC: Is it working?

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707: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Rika: What’s up? I’m back.

V: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Rika: Death is a social construct.

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707: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Yoosung: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Person E's birthday invitations.

Zen: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Yoosung: "Saeyoung's birthday".

Zen: So, what do they say instead?

Yoosung: "Saeyoung’s bi".

Zen:

Zen: Works out either way.

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MC: Please, I'm begging you Saeran, go to a doctor.

Saeran: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?! Stay out of it.

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707: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have MC periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

707: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.