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Mabel, holding up a sparkly sweater: What do you think of my new sweater?!

Bill: I think it’s hideous and possibly violates the laws of nature. But you’re adorable in anything, so who cares?

Mabel: Aww, thanks! Wait, did you just insult my sweater?

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Mabel: Why do you always wear the same suit?

Bill: Shooting Star, I’m a centuries-old dream demon. Do you really think I care about fashion?

Mabel, narrowing her eyes suspiciously: Then how come it’s always a perfectly tailored suit?

Bill: Because I have standards

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Mabel: If you took me on a date, what would we do?

Bill: I’d take you to the edge of a black hole for the view!

Mabel: As long as there’s ice cream, I’m totally in!

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Mabel: Stop being evil for five minutes!

Bill: How is this evil?

Mabel: You’re literally trying to turn the moon into a disco ball.

Bill: For you!

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Mabel, showing off her outfit: How do I look?

Bill: Like the human embodiment of perfection wrapped in chaos.

Mabel: I'll take it!

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Bill: You know, I could give you the entire world.

Mabel: I’m good with just pizza and hugs, thanks.

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Mabel: Bill, if you love me, you won’t try to take over the world this week.

Bill: I’ll... think about it.

Mabel, sternly: Bill.

Bill: Fine! No world domination until next week.

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Mabel: Bill, I can’t believe you cursed the pizza guy because he was slightly late.

Bill: TIME IS RELATIVE! Plus, I wanted you to have hot pizza.

Mabel: But you didn’t need to set him on fire!

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Bill: So, I was thinking we could conquer the multiverse together?

Mabel: I was thinking more like ice cream and movies, but I guess that’s cute too.

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Mabel: We should really talk about our feelings.

Bill: I feel like ruling the universe.

Mabel: Okay, let’s unpack that.

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Mabel, whilst baking: Bill, what’s your favorite food?

Bill: The suffering of my enemies.

Mabel, pausing: ...How about some cookies?

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Mabel: What would you do if I broke up with you?

Bill: Simple. I’d fold time and space until we were together again.

Mabel: That’s... actually kinda sweet.

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Mabel: What are you thinking about?

Bill: Universal domination and you.

Mabel: ...In that order?

Bill: Depends on the day.

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Mabel: Why do you always wear that suit?

Bill: Because I have style, Shooting Star.

Mabel, holding up a sweater: But you’d look so cute in this!

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Mabel: How do you sleep at night?

Bill: I don’t sleep. I watch you sleep.

Mabel: What?

Bill: What?

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Mabel: Let’s go camping!

Bill, sarcastically: Oh yes, let's abandon all modern conveniences and sleep in a tent, surrounded by dirt and bugs. Sounds delightful.

Mabel, giving him puppy eyes: Please?

Bill, groaning: Ugh. Fine!

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Mabel: What do you do when you’re stressed?

Bill: Destroy universes, you?

Mabel: I take a bubble bath.

Bill: Same thing, really.