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Waveman: smackcam!

Fireman: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO-

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Dr Light: I hope you have a good explanation for this

Aki: We have three

Suna: Pick your favorite!

Dr Light: ...

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Megamini: Good morning, cruel world.

Aki: Isn’t the saying, “goodbye, cruel world”?

Megamini: This world may be cruel, but I’m still kickin’.

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Iceman: *screams*

Aki: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Bert: Should we do something?

Suna: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Dr Light: what’s the matter, Aki?

Aki: Just feeling a little meh.

Dr Light: Not to worry. I have emotional jumper cables. I’ll boost you.

Aki: wha?

Dr Light: *pulls him into a hug* Just attach like so…

Aki: Uh dad, This is just a hug.

Dr Light: Is it working?

Aki: *Smiles and snuggles into him* …yeah.

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Megaman: if a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?

Woodman: [whispering] “i chlorofeel you man”

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Megaman: [at a crime scene] So, got any theories?

Manman: Pretty sure crime happened here

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Aki: No homo. We're fresh out. We should get a new shipment on Monday.

Waveman: Can you check in the back?

Aki: There might be some in the closet...

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Bert: I’ve never had a real friend before.

Aki: I can be your friend.

Bert:

Aki:

Bert: I’ve also never had a real boyfriend before...

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Suna: I think I've spent too much time around Aki.

Suna: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.

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Suna: I mentioned that Lord Obsidian's defeat was the keystone to the continuity. But this is an oversimplification.

Aki: yikes. well, we sure as fuck wouldn’t want to simplify anything.

Suna: Aki, please don’t be a bitch.

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Fireman: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must be really nice being a human, even though you're all so weak.

fireman: but maybe it's ok to be weak, if that's what's normal.

Bert: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human.

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Elecman: *Steals your bike and runs*

Megaman: At least ride it, you idiot!

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Bert: Shucks!

Aki: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language

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Suna: What are we going to tell Dad?

Aki: Nothing. We just play dumb.

Suna: Easy for you to say, you've had alot more practice!

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Bert: Listen, Aki, uh... where's your bathroom?

Aki: Bath-what?

Bert: Bathroom.

Aki: What room?

Bert: Bathroom!

Aki: What what?

Bert: Aaah, never mind.

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Aki: Fear not, for I shall assist ye

Suna: Robots don't say 'ye'

Aki: Relax mammal, my robotic software will meet your calculatory needs

Aki: ...

Aki: What is the meaning of this symbol?

Suna: That's a plus sign, you pointy haired Looney! Quit thinking you're a robot

Aki: I'll show ye....