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[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?

Alastor: no.

Sir Pentious: I do!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

[qsmpincorrect]

Charlie: *strums guitar discordantly* I love you, bitch!

Mariana: Oh my god...

Charlie: *strums guitar again* I ain't gonna never stop loving you, bitch!

[aloofobtuse]

Silly care bear animation :)

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!

Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

[wednesdayorwhatever]

Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?

Wednesday: no

Enid: I do!

Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.

Enid: I'm sad.

Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.

[super-marvel-dc]

Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*

Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*

Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.

Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Damian: It's my favorite movi-

Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!

Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-

Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*

[spn-lesbian]

Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help

Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference

teacher:

Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*

Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*

[incorrect-multiverse]

Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.

Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday: No, it’s not you.

Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.

Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?

[zootopiathingz]

Vaggie: wake up, sleepyhead!

Angel: hm?

Husk, on the other side of the bed: what the fuck?

Vaggie: OH MY GOD—!

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching* Simeon: Simeon: Are you three okay? Belphie: I’m a little messed up Satan and MC: same

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.

Xie Lian: San Lang!!!

Heaven: NO!

[greghatecrimes]

what do you mean this wasn’t canon

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.

Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.