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it took 10 painful minutes for the "kart fashionistas" to customize their karts

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gang

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“item sniper” is throwing a non-honing item (ex: green shells and bananas) at an opponent and it hits them in one shot

anyways credit is appreciated, but not required

[ID: An chart with 9 rows and 2 columns. Mario Kart is the title of this chart. From top to bottom:

1st row: robbing 1st place

2nd row: *backing up...for a blue shell* “WHAT THE GODDAMN SHIT—[bleeping noises]”

3rd row: parkouring the entire course for every shortcut possible

4th row: item sniper

5th row: battle mode punching bag

6th row: here for “kart fashion”

7th row: still proving that revving longer will conjure the “ultimate turbo boost”

8th row: how does one play mario kart

9th row: cheat codes/mods

End ID.]

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don’t feel like putting drawn icons here

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servant posting 🧹🍾

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chart by @/ justanoccharthoardingsideblog

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Teen Wing: Can I bother you for a second?

Rakumo: You’re always bothering me, but go ahead.

Mari: WHO THE FUCK—

Lance: Whoa, language!

Mari: I speak fucking English!

Lance: ...

Mari: So I’ve been thinking, Lance—

Lance: That’s dangerous.

Vicky: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Inei: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Inei: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Vicky: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Rakumo: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Teen Wing: Killed without hesitation.

Teen Wing: How stupid do you think I am?!

Rakumo: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Teen Wing: I regret nothing!!!

Rakumo: I regret everything!!!

OG!Kid Wing: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

OG!Kid Wing: *turns around and helps Karakumo through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, Karakumo.

Karakumo: Okay.

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the Squeaker chart was made by me, btw

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council-posting

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there are three new mercs I have in mind, and the posts above are ideas of their personalities, but this is the gist of the trio (may change in the future):

• The Virtuoso (She/Her) is an offense merc from Rome, Italy. A grim perfectionist, she is on the run from a controlling family who are hunting her down. Virtuoso had difficulty expressing her musical passion, but once she became a merc, she begins to show positive traits outside of her grim persona. She fights with sonic weapons that can emit powerful and ear-bleeding sound waves.

• The Excavator (She/Her) is a defense merc from Casablanca, Morocco. She used to be a street urchin, but was adopted by a wealthy family who runs a large-scale fossil industry. But Excavator hunts on her own since her methods are far to risky and extreme for professional archaeology teams. She also searches for precious gems and trinkets, and tends to overdecorate. The Excavator fights dirty....literally, with a drill weapon, a chainsaw, and a large amount of small traps.

• The Hacker (xe/xem) is a support merc from the Philippines. Xe originally worked for a space research organization, but was fired after hacking into a “perfectly secure” database just to uncover secret UFO documents and leak it to public. Although a computer whiz and a crazy conspiracy theorist, Hacker sucks at describing things: for example, xe says “mmm” and “y’know” instead of giving a detailed explanation. The Hacker uses various tools to hack opponents’ weapons and turn them against their creators and wields a laser gun (in terms of gameplay, just think of Fox McCloud’s neutral special in SSB, but the Hacker can charge xyrs for big damage).

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the “idiots” the pilot mentioned are the other mercenaries

(made by tweetgen)

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i haven’t done (text) incorrect quotes in ages, so here ya go:

Pilot, teaching Medic to drive: Okay, you’re driving and Heavy and Chemist walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Medic: Oh, definitely Chemist! I could never hurt Heavy.

Pilot, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Heavy: If I didn’t know better, Beastmaster, I’d say you were scared.

Beastmaster: *forced laugh* Heh, scared?

(absolute silence)

Beastmaster: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

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Scout: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Scout: *glares at Beastmaster*

Beastmaster: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Soldier: Pilot, I sense hostility!

Pilot: Good, because I hate you.

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Chemist: Guess what I'm about to get!

Spy: On my nerves.

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Soldier: Hi—

Pilot: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Chemist: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

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i wanted to save these when I introduce the final four members (technically it’s three, but my orderly ass said no), but nah. Also, because these characters and many more to come are part of the Super Mario universe, they will interact with the official and main Mario cast at some point (preferably after the Primus Empire is saved...which doesn’t permanently got rid of crime in the end, but it’s better than organized ones at least).

btw: it’s no longer Zapp shown here but “Drena” since I’ve been developing this story for months; xe is a member of a detective agency called The Sharpeye

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✨in honor of toh returning on october (ft. the bad but sad boy, because there is no way one of the coven heads are gonna start crying to a creepy noise in the woods) ✨

more coven head shenanigans