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Seimei: How do I deal with my enemies?
Kuro Seimei: Kill them
Seimei: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Kuro Seimei: Kill them only a little?
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Ibaraki Douji: I told Shuten Douji that his ears flush when he lie.
Hoshiguma Douji: Why?
Ibaraki Douji: Look.
Ibaraki Douji: My friend! Do you love us?
Shuten Douji, covering his ears: No.
Hoshiguma Douji:
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Ootakemaru: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kainin: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Kujira: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Yokinshi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Ootengu: *turning to Hiromasa* How tall are you?
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Kuro Mujou: I’m an idiot.
Shiro Mujou:
Kuro Douji:
Shiro Douji:
Mouba:
Kuro Mujou:
Hangan: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Hiromasa: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Kohaku: Don't worry, Hiromasa-sama. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Orochi: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Seimei: Isn’t that just killing people?
Orochi: Ah, technically.
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Ibaraki Douji: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Shuten Douji: I think I'm falling for you.
Momiji: Then get up.
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Asura: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Taishakuten: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Kuro Seimei trying to get along with Shiro Seimei:
Kuro Seimei: Do you want some tea?
Seimei: What are the options?
Kuro Seimei: Yes or no.
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When Kuro Douji and Shiro Douji did something that they weren't supposed to do:
Kuro Mujou: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Shiro Mujou: No, we are mad.
Kuro Mujou: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Shiro Mujou: No, we’re not.
Kuro Mujou: I am not a mind reader, otouto!
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Ibaraki Douji: Hey Shuten Douji, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Ibaraki Douji: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Shuten Douji: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Shuten Douji: The fucking satisfaction.
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Ootengu: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Hiromasa: That sounds like a challenge.
Ootengu: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Hiromasa: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Ootengu: There is no challenge!
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Ibaraki Douji: Pardon the intrusion, my friend. But-
Shuten Douji: On this moment or just my life in general?
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Aobozu: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Yasha: You're right, Aobozu. Violence can't be the answer.
Aobozu: Correct, Yasha. Now, on to the next lesso-
Yasha: Violence is the question.
Yasha: And the answer is yes!
Aobozu: Yasha, no!!
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Lord Arakawa: You three, explain right now!
Koi no Sei: It was Kingyo Hime
Jikikaeru: It was Kingyo Hime.
Kappa: It was Kingyo Hime.
Kingyo Hime:
Kingyo Hime: *sob* Bully!
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