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Seimei: How do I deal with my enemies?
Kuro Seimei: Kill them
Seimei: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Kuro Seimei: Kill them only a little?
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Ibaraki Douji: I told Shuten Douji that his ears flush when he lie.
Hoshiguma Douji: Why?
Ibaraki Douji: Look.
Ibaraki Douji: My friend! Do you love us?
Shuten Douji, covering his ears: No.
Hoshiguma Douji:
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Ootakemaru: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kainin: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Kujira: In that case, we're聽definitely聽lost.
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Yokinshi: In your opinion, what鈥檚 the height of stupidity?
Ootengu: *turning to Hiromasa* How tall are you?
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Kuro Mujou: I鈥檓 an idiot.
Shiro Mujou:
Kuro Douji:
Shiro Douji:
Mouba:
Kuro Mujou:
Hangan: If you鈥檙e waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Hiromasa:聽Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Kohaku:聽Don't worry, Hiromasa-sama. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Orochi:聽I鈥檓 a reverse necromancer.
Seimei:聽Isn鈥檛 that just killing people?
Orochi:聽Ah, technically.
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Ibaraki Douji:聽Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Shuten Douji:聽I think I'm falling for you.
Momiji:聽Then get up.
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Asura: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Taishakuten: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Kuro Seimei trying to get along with Shiro Seimei:
Kuro Seimei:聽Do you want some tea?
Seimei:聽What are the options?
Kuro Seimei:聽Yes or no.
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When Kuro Douji and Shiro Douji did something that they weren't supposed to do:
Kuro Mujou:聽We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Shiro Mujou:聽No, we are mad.
Kuro Mujou:聽Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Shiro Mujou:聽No, we鈥檙e not.
Kuro Mujou:聽I am not a mind reader, otouto!
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Ibaraki Douji:聽Hey Shuten Douji, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Ibaraki Douji:聽Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Shuten Douji:聽Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Shuten Douji:聽The fucking satisfaction.
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Ootengu:聽We鈥檒l find another route, it鈥檚 not safe for amateur adventurers.
Hiromasa:聽That sounds like a challenge.
Ootengu:聽I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Hiromasa:聽...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Ootengu:聽There is no challenge!
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Ibaraki Douji:聽Pardon the intrusion, my friend. But-
Shuten Douji:聽On this moment or just my life in general?
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Aobozu:聽Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Yasha:聽You're right, Aobozu. Violence can't be the answer.
Aobozu:聽Correct, Yasha. Now, on to the next lesso-
Yasha:聽Violence is the question.
Yasha:聽And the answer is yes!
Aobozu:聽Yasha, no!!
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Lord Arakawa: You three, explain right now!
Koi no Sei: It was Kingyo Hime
Jikikaeru: It was Kingyo Hime.
Kappa: It was Kingyo Hime.
Kingyo Hime:
Kingyo Hime: *sob* Bully!
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