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me: *hiding from a killer*

killer: when we jumping and popping-

me: WE JOPPING-- OH NORBNF

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hoshi: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to 10 men before in my life.

hoshi: shinee

hoshi: and five men in a dark club who I mistook for shinee

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dohyon: Dammit!

seungwoo: NOOOO WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

seungyoun: why the fuck are you looking at me seungwoo??

wooseok: dude watch your goddamn language there are kids here

seungwoo: ??

hangyul: I don't fucking know, dont look at me

minhee: yo what the hell's goin on here

hyeongjun: dohyon just said a fucking potty word

eunsang: wHAT THE FUCK

yohan: O SHIT

junho: dAMNNN HE GREW UP FAST

donpyo: you guys are so fucking annoying let the kid live

Hangyul: he's too young to be saying shit like that tho

wooseok: yeah seungwoo's right, this is not o fucking kay. I wonder who taught him that

dohyon: ...d-darn it?

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Kim Lip: What are you doing????

Jinsoul: Spreading toothpaste on toast

Kim Lip: Why??

Jinsoul: Multitasking

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capricorn: (looks at Aquarius) one taught me love.

capricorn: (looks at Scorpio) one taught me patience.

capricorn: (looks at pisces being egged on by aries into eating a tide pod) One taught me kids are fuckiNG STUPID PISCES PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

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aries: Hey, what you doing tonight?

Sagittarius: Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)

aries: I'll be there in a hour

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leo: Awh! Look at you, getting all romantic with all these candles!

aries: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.

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aries: *screams*

Libra: what was that?!?

aries: just wanted to scream

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taeyong: You’re scared of a moth!?

haechan: Hiding behind a couch: Crunchy dead leaf looking head ass bitch

taeyong: *Pinches bridge of nose and sighs heavily*

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kevin: Hey uh can I make an announcement? I need to find my siblings

store clerk: yeah sure

kevin, into the mic: Can I get a HOYAAA?

eleven different voices from eleven different locations in the department store: ᴴᴼʸᴬᴬᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎ

Kevin: cool found them thanks

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first day as a cop

hyeongjun: 911 what's your emergency?

hyeongjun: what do you mean you're getting murdered?

hyeongjun: people can't do that

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jungkook: Ah shit

seokjin: Watch your fucking language

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sm: I got a cake for our member

jaemin: it says "happy 21ts birthday ryan"?

sm: crap he's gonna be 19 isn't he

jaemin: his name is renjun-

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ten, talking to doyoung on the phone: don't worry

ten: i have everything completely under control

[explosion sounds]

doyoung:

ten: ignore that

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*car rolling up on the side of his car, playing gangsta music out loud*

jooheon: Two can play this game

jooheon: *Turns on 'Baby Shark' on highest volume possible*

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Yuta: *cuts piece of hair off* i'm gonna sell this on ebay

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at mcountdown

daniel: hi my name is daniel, and you are?

jihyo: not as gay as i thought I was