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Cubik: We know you have a crush on Elena

Gammon: I do not!

Ana: I, Ana, think you should be more honest about yourself

Gammon: I AM being honest

Nonoha: ...

Nonoha: Oh yeah, speaking of crushes, remember when Kaito used to have a crush on Elena?

Gammon: ...Say what

Kaito: Why did I get involved in this

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Raetsel: You're alive

Kaito: No need to sound disappointed

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Some random dude: I once tried to rob a kid, but then he started to smirk, pulled out a controller, then he suddenly chased me with his robots

Nonoha:

Nonoha: I have a feeling I know who he's talking about

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"Would you slap your best friend for a hundred dollars?"

Nonoha: I'll do it on Gammon for free

Gammon: Wait, does that mean I'm your best friend???

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Melancholy: Coffee or tea?

Mizerka: Tea, please

Melancholy: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Phi brain is really underrated thanks you so much for being here your posts gives me life!!

I'm glad someone enjoys my posts! Tysm for your heartfelt message!!💞💞

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Cubik: *being sarcastic and stuff*

Nonoha: I'm sorry about him. He's not always like this

Kaito: Yeah, sometimes he's even worse

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Cubik: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Kaito.

Gammon: What? Not everyone likes Kaito.

Nonoha: Who doesn't?

Gammon: Well-

Nonoha, grabbing a shovel: Names now, give me their names.

Gammon: Where the heck did you get that—

Freecell: Please kindly give us their names.

Rook and Cubik: *Waiting with computers in front of them*

Gammon: Don't tell me y'all are gonna hunt them down

All of them: Precisely

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Cubik: I have drama.

Ana: Is this about your robots??

Cubik: ... yes

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Nonoha: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Elena: It's kind of complicated, but Gammon—

Nonoha: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Cubik: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.

Gammon: How so?

Cubik: It keeps you from calling kaito an idiot for 8 hours.

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Pinochle: Freecell, can you help me?

Pinochle: All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Freecell, wearing a hoodie that's 3 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

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Kaito: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend?

Gammon: Dude- it's satire.

Kaito: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Mizutani: *accidentally hits Kaito in the face*

Mizutani: *trying to figure out if she should say "I'm sorry" or "Are you okay?" while panicking*

Mizutani: I'm okay

Kaito:

Kaito: But I'm not?!

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Enigma: How's the dinner party going?

Raetsel: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.

Enigma: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.

Raetsel: ...I suddenly wanted to ask why you are condoning this?

Enigma: Who am I to tell you how to live your life?

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Kaito: I could do that, but everyone will think I'm weird

Nonoha: Kaito, you ARE weird.