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Linka: I am looking for a man who is environmentally aware
Wheeler: *looks up*
Wheeler: That’s a cloud
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Blight: Riddle me this, MAL, baby. What’s hollow, full of lies, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?
MAL: Our marriage?
Blight: NO!
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Kwame: Wow, you and Wheeler are back early from the movies. What happened?
Linka: We got kicked out because Wheeler wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic.
Wheeler: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
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