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Akane: You have to apologize to them Ranma.

Ranma: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Mousse: *seductively takes off glasses*

Mousse: Wow...

Ryoga: *blushes* Haha... what?

Mousse: You're really fucking blurry.

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Ranma: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ryoga.

Akane: You just said it again.

Ryoga:

Ranma: I am not a role model.

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Mousse: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Ryoga: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Mousse: That one. I want that one.

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Ranma: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Akane : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ranma?

Ranma: … No.

Ryoga: I do!

Akane : I know, Ryoga.

Ryoga: I’m sad!

Akane : I know, Ryoga.

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Ranma: *Gently taps table*

Akane: *Taps back*

Kasumi: What are they doing?

Nabiki: Morse code.

Ranma: *Aggressively taps table*

Akane: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Mousse: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Akane: Plane tickets?

Ryoga: Concert tickets?

Ranma: Prostitution?

Mousse, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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Mousse: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Ryoga: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Mousse: But you’re always acting stupid?

Ryoga: ...

Ryoga: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Ryoga, to Mousse: We had a date!

Ryoga: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Ryoga: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Mousse: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Akane: You have to apologize to Ryoga!

Ranma: Fine!

Ranma: Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Ranma & Akane in the back of Kasumi's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Kasumi: We have food at home.

Nabiki: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Ranma & Akane: YAYYYYYY!

Nabiki: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Ranma: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Akane: I just had a long talk with Ranma and Ryoga about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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Akane: Hopefully Ranma has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Ranma: Shut up and die Ryoga.

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Kasumi: Why are you on fire?

Ranma: This is just how my day is going.