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Talwyn: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Qwark: Ratchet is the scariest thing I could think of!

Ratchet: Clank told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Clank: [dressed as Ratchet] and I meant it.

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Ratchet: [bursting in a room and slamming the door shut] who wants to make five bolts?

Qwark: How?

Ratchet: I need someone to take the the fall

Clank: [in the distance] oh my Zoni

Talwyn: what did you do?

Ratchet: I can't tell you. Yes or no. No questions asked.

Clank: [in the distance] OH MY ZONI

Rivet: ...make it ten

Ratchet: done!

Clank: [in the distance] WHO DID THIS-

Ratchet: [grabbing Rivet by the wrist] you're a good friend

Ratchet: [dragging Rivet out] I GOT HER, PAL!

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Vox, presenting a game show: who managed to set a new galactic record after spending 71 days crying at a megacorp store?

Ratchet and Clank: [laughing]

Vox: Ratchet and Clank, what have you put as your answer?

Ratchet: your mom

Vox: [unimpressed]

Clank: was it your mother?

Ratchet: [laughing]

Clank: No, I am being serious, was it your mother?

Vox:

Vox: at least I have a mom

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Clank: Hey, Ratchet? Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Ratchet: [nods]

Clank: are you going running?

Talwyn: have fun!

Ratchet: [leaves]

Clank: what is wrong with Ratchet? Did something happen?

Talwyn: Ratchet is going for a run? If anything we should be asking what's right with him?

Clank: he only goes running if he is upset and he was wearing his sad hoodie and by the looks of it it has been washed which is bone chilling

Talwyn: he's fine, everything's okay!

Qwark: [bursting in] I JUST PASSED RATCHET ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE!

Talwyn: maybe I was wrong-

Qwark, at the window: RATCHET! ARE YOU OKAY? I SEE YOU! AND I LOVE YOU!

Talwyn: in my defence no one here emotes normally

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Happy 18th anniversary Ratchet and Clank!! Here's to 18 years of puns, innuendos, fuzzballs and awesome fans ❤😺🤖❤

Fun fact: Clank is now legally an adult!

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Talwyn: what was the most painful moment of your life?

Ratchet: Physical pain? I don't know maybe that time I got knocked unconscious and fell on Reepor

Clank: if you mean emotional pain then the time Ratchet was murdered in front of me

Ratchet:

Ratchet: the time I was WHAT-

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Nefarious: it's nice to be wanted, you know?

Lawrence: not by the law, sir

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Ratchet: Tal, you deserve an award for putting up with me

Talwyn: you are my reward

Cronk: Zephyr, you deserve an award for putting up with me

Zephyr: yeah you're a real bitch sometimes

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Talwyn: can we talk about that message you sent to the entire planet?

Ratchet: it was a critical update

Talwyn: it just said "I miss Clank"

Ratchet: the people need to know I've lost him again

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Clank: Ratchet, can you please help me?

Ratchet: [lying on the floor]

Clank: is he asleep?

Qwark: no, he's just unconscious. We were playing Frisbee with his wrench and I knocked him out, so Talwyn put sunglasses on him in case you thought he was dead

Clank: is he?

Talwyn: I mean... maybe?

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Ratchet:

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Ratchet: [gently taps table]

Clank: [taps back]

Zephyr: what are they doing?

Talwyn: morse code

Clank: [aggressively taps]

Ratchet: [slams hands down on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Clank: Father, am I ugly?

Orvus: what? Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now you're the most beautiful boy in the world

Ratchet: Dad, am I ugly?

Kaden: very much

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Al: Ratchet, I need dating advice-

Ratchet: just because I'm dating Talwyn, doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Azimuth: vibe check

Azimuth: [shoots Ratchet]

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Nefarious: sorry I'm late I was... doing... things...

Qwark: [bursting in] he pushed me down the stairs!

Nefarious: 'pushed' is such a strong term I prefer 'politely guided him to the ground'