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*Cisi and Thunder mock interrogating Hollow*

Thunder: He’s playing hard ball.

Cisi: Well what now?!

Thunder: Let me tell you how it’s gonna go down.

Thunder: In a few minutes we’ll walk in there. We’ll give him our demands and then BAM!

Thunder: I start crying!

Hollow, who’s listening cause they forgot to close the door to the interrogation room: Mother of god why are they so stupid

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Plague: Okay, let’s stop using the term "butthurt", we’re not twelve anymore.

Eli: You sound asstroubled.

Gav: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Sam: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.

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Jackie: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Jackie: *sweeps up Nic into a bridal carry* It’s a game and I’m winning.

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Sam: So how have you been.

Poli: Perfect. Except for the headache. It comes and goes.

Daphne: *enters*

Poli: Oh, here it is again.

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Cas and og!Cisi: who the fuck are you

Brainwashed!Cisi: I’m you but actually happy

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Hollow: You’re smiling. Why are you smiling?

Jinx: What? I can’t just smile?

Hollow: No.

Austin: Cisi tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Eli: Thunder is still out there laughing.

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Plague: I stopped a murder today.

Tragedy: Oh my god! How?!

Plague: Self-control.

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Poli: How do you sleep at night, knowing that everyone hates you so much?

Daphne: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

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Masquerade: *throwing a lamp at Tragedy*

Tragedy: What the hell?!?

Masquerade: Lighten the fuck up!

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Poli: Day, I swear if you keep hiding the kitchen utensils, I’ll have to go to drastic measures. 

Day: That’s a whisk I’m willing to take ;)

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Watcher: Well you just ruined my dramatic introduction. So good!

Cole: Well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

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Rei: Hey dad!

Nic from the metaphorical grave (RIP), Aiden from over The Devoted, Cloud, AJ, and Chase, simultaneously: Yes?

Rei, talking about Ed: I meant doctor dad...

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Narci: I am a veteran in this war. Any part of me that feels joy is...gone...it’s better this way.

Hug bot: *beep*

Cloud: *bleps*

Narci: *sobbing* AAAAAA MY HEART IS FULL OF HAPPINESS I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY!!!!!!

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Anti: Hey kid. Want some blades?

Cloud: No. Blades are for skatin’...

(Skates appears on her feet)

Cloud: Ya dingus.

Cloud, skating off: It’s kinda snowy-!

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Cole: I’m sad.

Cloud: Don’t be sad, Cole! Because sad backward is das, and das no good.

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Day: You know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen?”

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When Anti’s not home.

(Cut to Cami playing the trombone and Day slamming the over door open and closed.)

(Submitted by @rebelpuppet048 )