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Daiji: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Orteca: Living is a sin!
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Sachika: So, are you a glass-half-full or a glass-half-empty person?
Lakia: *grabs a cup and crushes it*
Shouma: That explains a lot.
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Touma: … isn’t Sora a bit too young to be involved in stuff like this?
Oogami: Yes, yes he is.
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Beroba: What the fuck?! Why is he here?! Why isn’t she here? Who’s this random jobber-ass character? Why’s this boob waifu on the roster and not Geno? WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT GENO IN SMASH?!
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Yua: And here is my tool shed.
Horobi: Would you call it a… cool shed?
Yua: *blinks* Was… was that a dad joke?
Horobi: Not bad, huh?
Yua: Actually… yeah, it wasn’t!
Aruto: *distantly* OH BUT WHEN I DO IT IT’S A PROBLEM!
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Atropos: *looks up at Kaguya* Eat shit, asshole.
Kaguya: Excuse me?
Atropos: *flips the bird* Suck my nuts.
Kaguya: *insulted* Why, I never! Majade, I implore you to set a good example and show this… creepy child what good manners look lik-
Rinne: No.
Kaguya: I’m sorry, what?
Rinne: *also flips the bird* You stole our screen time.
Kaguya: Wha-
Rinne *flips a second bird* Bitch.
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Spanner: …don’t you have anywhere else to be?
Lachesis: Not in the slightest. I’d rather stay here and antagonize you.
Spanner: Why Lachesis, I didn’t know you cared.
Lachesis: Indeed. I am quite the sweetheart, aren’t I?
Spanner: …
Lachesis: *bats eyelashes and smiles*
Spanner: …that’s one way of putting it.
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Shouma: *Over Gavv* HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST-
Jeep: LITTLE RED GAVV, NO!!
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Kento: *sees the future* GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT’S ALL GONE TO SHIT!!
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Lovekov: uraur~
Vice: What sound is that?
Lovekov: It’s a dianosoor.
Vice: A what?
Lovekov: Dianosoor.
Vice: It’s a what?
Lovekov: A dianosoor, kobu!
Vice: Make the sound again.
Lovekov: uraur~
Vice: Ah, you talkin’ about those things from Juraseesii Purak?
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Izu: Okay, you’re driving and Presidents Hiden and Amatsu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Jin: I’m hitting Thouser. Absolutely ramming him. Could never hit Zero-One.
Izu: … while that is an acceptable answer, the correct answer is the breaks.
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Jitt: I’ll kill you with just my pinky!
Ace: Okay. But if we’re setting rules, I’ll put in one of my own.
Jitt: What the hell are you on? THERE ARE NO RULES IN THE DESIRE ROYALE!!
Ace: Oh, cool. *shoots Jitt’s hand*
Jitt: AAAAARRGH! What the hell?!
Ace: You just said there aren’t any rules. So, are we doing this or not?
Jitt: I’LL KILL YOU!!
Ace: You already said that, motherfucker!
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Ziin: I’m a switch.
Beroba: Oh, so you’re a bottom with extra steps.
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Sakura: How DARE you hurt my family!
Tamaki: … and Tamaki and Hana?
Sakura: *rolls up her sleeves* AND TAMAKI AND HANA!!
Hana: Go get ‘em, Sakura!
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Touma: Good morning, I’m Dr. Feelings. Welcome to my seminar, Hug It Out!
Reika: Dr. Feelings? I thought you were Dr. Delicate Touch.
Touma: Dr. Delicate Touch feels nothing.
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Aruto: People who say “no pun intended” are cowards. Intend your puns, weaklings.
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Houtaro: Kudo, I need help.
Rinne: With what?
Houtaro: We need to give Hopper1 a bath.
Rinne: … understood.
Hopper1: HOPPER?! HOP HOPPER PER HOP HOPPER HOOOOOOOOP!!! (HANG ON, STOP! YOU DON’T WANNA DO THIS! LISTEN, I’VE BEEN A GOOD BOY, I’VE BEEN A GOOD BOY! PLEASE!! I’VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY! DON’T DO IT!!!)
Rinne: *starts running the water and gathers shampoo and soap*
Houtaro: *dunks Hopper1 in the tub*
Hopper1: *flailing in the bath* HOPPEEEEEEEEE- (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)
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