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Taemin: *flourishing the mic stand menacingly*

Taemin: All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon.

Key: ... All of your instincts and your training are wrong.

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DxDxD is not on Spotify, or if it is it's not available in America

ah! if you’re still having no luck in purchasing/streaming, you can also download their albums here.

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To that anon looking for DxDxD - it's on spotify, but you can't find ot trough album title, you have to scroll down SHINee albums

aha! here’s a much more helpful answer for you, anon! thank you!

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how do you listen to shinee's japanese music??? I'm looking for DxDxD specifically and it's not on spotify of course but the only song from the album on youtube is DxDxD and I'm going insane

apologies for not being much help-- i buy all of shinee’s music on itunes

admin b

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minho: i'm hungover from last night, and i think someone jacked my laptop.

taemin: we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillowcase.

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minho, to key: holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

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taemin: i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want.

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onew: I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

taemin: Not in jail.

onew: Alive?

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jonghyun: I said I wanted a pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.

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hey, i thought i'd let you know that the source on that incorrect quote about the candles and budgeting is actually from @dril on twitter, not tumblr

thanks, i’ll change it now! 

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Jonghyun: Food $200, Data $150, Rent $800, Candles $3,600, Utility $150

Jonghyun: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Key: spend less on candles

Jonghyun: No.

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jonghyun: i know this is random but dom or sub?

taemin: i guess domino's. i don't go to subway that much. don't see why you'd put them in the same category...

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interviewer to onew: what turns you on?

shinee, pushy, playing around: come on man, what turns you on?

onew: ....

onew: sleep

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minho: vocals warmed up?

jonghyun: check.

minho: mics in hand?

jonghyun: check.

minho: did you have breakfast?

jonghyun: what? that's not on the checklist.

minho: i added it because i care about you!

jonghyun, sighing: no, i did not have breakfast.

minho: unacceptable! look in your pocket.

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minho, laying on top of taemin: hey

taemin, from underneath minho: *wheeze* what's up?

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Jonghyun, leering at a shirtless Minho: you think you're better than me? .... With your rock hard abs and your dynamite areolas?

Jonghyun: well...You're not.

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Taemin: I wasn't hurt THAT badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal.

Taemin, smug: But that's where the blood's SUPPOSED to be.