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Sokka: Our daughter is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

Azula: *glares*

Sokka, mumbling: Because she looks exactly like you.

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Azula: I have a few grenades up my sleeve.

Sokka: Don't you mean tricks?

Ty Lee: She does not.

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Sokka: Are you a cuddler?

Azula: I am a war machine who intends to rule the world-- yes I'm a cuddler.

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Sokka: What are you doing?

Azula, in his arms: I'm using you as a human shield.

Sokka: Do you mean . . . cuddling?

Azula: I'm sorry, did I stutter? I'm using you as protection. It's a war strategy. Hold me tighter, asshole.

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Sokka: Azula?

Azula: What do you want?

Sokka: I can't sleep.

Azula: Well, I can. Goodnight.

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Azula: Can you tuck me in?

Sokka: You just handed me a shovel.

Azula: Yes. Spread the dirt evenly. I'm attempting to scare the shit out of my brother.