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Kallie: “Everglade! I know you snuck out last night!”

Everglade (Internally): “Play dumb!”

Everglade: “Who’s Everglade?”

Everglade (Internally): “Not that dumb!”

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Rho: “In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?”

Vell: “Oarz, how tall are you?”

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Oarz: “Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost.”

Basil: “That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.”

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Everglade: “You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.”

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Orym: “Last week, I sent Rho to buy eggs and instead she bought novelty cookie cutters, so now everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs.”

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Biscuit: “The floor is lava.”

Oarz: *pushes Biscuit onto the floor*

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Vell (About Rho): “She’s, one: a grown woman. Two: magic. Three: a redhead. You couldn’t have stopped her if you tried.”

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Aerta: “Why the heck is there blood everywhere?”

Oarz: “Well, you see, it’s simple color theory.”

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Kallie: “Vell, you’ve been through a lot recently, how are you feeling?”

Vell: “Hold on, let me get my mood ring.”

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Aerta: “Oarz, a question – if Biscuit and I were drowning, who would you save?”

Oarz: “You can both swim.”

Aerta: “True but it’s a hypothetical question, so who would you save?”

Oarz: “My time and effort.”

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Kallie: “I’ve been practicing how to sound threatening for future encounters! Would you like to hear?”

Vell: “Sure, whatever.”

Kallie: “There is a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.”

Vell: “Bold of you to assume my body will be found.”

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Orym: “I don’t think you fully understand, Rho has no sense of self preservation.”

Sawyer: “What? That’s not true, everyone has those, even me!”

Orym: “…Hey, Rho, race you downstairs!”

Rho: “YOU’RE ON! *Jumps out a 5th story window*

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“My aesthetic is that one kid on the playground who tells everyone else that Ring Around the Rosie is about the Black Plague.”

— Vell

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Deidre: “I have no fears.”

Jamilah: “What if you woke up one day and Orym was taller than you?”

Deidre: “I have one fear.”

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Rho: “Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?”

Vell: “No, I said “Rho do not lick the swing set,” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do Vell” and you licked the swing set.”

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Larkspur: “I’ve connected the two dots.”

Kathus: “You didn’t connect shit.”

Larkspur: “I’ve connected them.”

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Aerta: *SCREAMS*

Kallie: “What was that?!”

Aerta: “I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.”