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The Jon, looking at a selfie of Hatchworth’s: I hate this photo. Hatchworth: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. The Jon: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Hatchworth: Up to kindness.

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The Jon: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Beebop: What's the surprise? The Spine: Blood poisoning.

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Upgrade: Adulting is hard. Upgrade: How do I quit? Rabbit: Time travel. GG: Die.

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The Spine, talking to Hatchworth: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

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Upgrade: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? The Jon: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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The Spine: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? The Jon, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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The Spine: Why are you looking at me through a fork? Upgrade: I'm pretending you're in jail. The Spine: Why? Upgrade: It's spiritually healing.

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The Spine: Alright Rabbit, Hatchworth. Let's go over this one more time. The Spine: If something breaks? Rabbit: We try to fix it before Peter gets home. The Spine: If it doesn't work? Hatchworth: We blame The Jon. The Jon: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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The Jon: *falls down the stairs* Rabbit: Are you okay? Zer0: Stop falling down the stairs! The Spine: How’d the ground taste?

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GG: Hold on, I can explain! Upgrade: Really? Can you now? GG: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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The Jon: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Hatchworth: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. The Jon: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Qwerty: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Rabbit: Looks like someone's a HO. Hatchworth: NaBrO. Upgrade: I'm done with all of you!

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Upgrade: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Beebop: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Upgrade: It sucks. Beebop: That's not constructive criticism.

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Qwerty: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Hatchworth, used to Qwerty being dumb: Sure... Qwerty: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Hatchworth: Okay? Qwerty: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Hatchworth: Qwerty: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Hatchworth: Jesus, that one is a little- The Jon, interested: No, no, Qwerty, keep going.

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Beebop: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is? Hatchworth: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Rabbit: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Rabbit: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Beebop: Want to hear a hard riddle? The Spine: Sure. Beebop: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll? The Spine: ...down? Beebop: N- Qwerty: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then. Beebop: Beebop: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

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Zer0: I know what you're up to. The Jon: Really? Because I barely know.