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Ros: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Fiona: So how was your day?

Zaf: We almost got surprise adopted!

Fiona: What?

Adam: We almost got kidnapped.

Fiona: Oh, okay.

Fiona: WAIT WHAT?!

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Zaf: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Malcolm: Alright, what's 30x17?

Zaf: 47

Malcolm: That's not even close.

Zaf: But it was fast.

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Harry: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Ruth: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Harry: No! Four to five seconds!

Ruth: Too late!!!

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Mi5 Recruitment, going over Harry's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Harry: Yes

Recruitment: Okay... may I know what you create?

Harry: Problems.

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well that didn’t happen :) no no

i am going to be too overwhelmed to remember to post this later so pre-emptively: UNFORGOTTEN GANG FOR THE FINAL TIME HOW ARE WE

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i am going to be too overwhelmed to remember to post this later so pre-emptively: UNFORGOTTEN GANG FOR THE FINAL TIME HOW ARE WE

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UNFORGOTTEN

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UNFORGOTTEN GANG ME AGAIN!!

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hi wonderful unforgotten viewers after a brief delay what are our thoughts

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Harry: How petty can you get?

Malcolm: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Jo: How do I deal with my enemies?

Ros: Kill them

Jo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Ros: Kill them only a little?

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Malcolm: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Ruth, amazed: Wow...

Sam: Well what does that mean?

Ruth: I don't know.

Ruth, to Malcolm: What does that mean?

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Ros: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Adam: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Adam: Harry isn’t answering his phone.

Ruth: I’ll call.

Adam: Malcolm and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think -

Harry: Hello?

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Ruth: It’s dark in here.

Tariq: Don’t worry, I got this. [Stamps foot, sketchers light up]

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unforgotten hive i am checking in again x