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Bell: We need a distraction. Go say something that’ll start a fight

Lyuda: [walks up to some strangers] Hey you guys wanna fight

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Birdie: I think someone could smack me upside the head and I still wouldn’t realize they liked me

Lyuda: [gently baps Birdie’s head]

Birdie: What was that about??

Lyuda: ...wow

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Lyuda: I need your opinion

Birdie: Sure, on what?

Lyuda: What do you think the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils is?

Birdie:

Birdie: ...what?

Lyuda: This bath bomb needs to be perfect

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Lyuda: I’m sorry you had to see that. If I could go back in time and cut out your eyes before it happened, I would

Bell: I appreciate it

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Lyuda: Living well is the best revenge, and if someone is standing in the way of that, you should kill them

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Lyuda: Don’t worry, I’m fine

Birdie: No you aren’t! You were stabbed!

Lyuda: I’ve been stabbed before!

Birdie: It’s not like you build up an immunity!!

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Rosa, to Caliks: Has she kissed her yet?

Birdie: We are literally ten feet away from you. We can hear you

Lyuda: And see you

Rosa: Okay, well, have you kissed her yet??

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Rosa: Oh, so now it’s ‘snooping’, wanting to know more about your friends by looking through their personal things?

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Lyuda: I think my problem is I have really fantastic bad ideas

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Airell: So you’re like, a paranormal investigator or something?

Birdie: ...more a paranormal instigator, really

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Lyuda: I make it a point of principle not to own anything that didn’t used to be someone else’s

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Rosa, to Lyuda: Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight. Don’t bring a knife to a knife fight, either. Stop going to knife fights all together. What’s your deal with knife fights?

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Rosa: Treat spiders how you’d want to be treated

Birdie: Killed without hesitation

Rosa: NO

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The Stickbugs doing anything: Let’s hope this is a bright idea. I’m coping

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Lyuda: I’m on my way to the firing range. Aka the world. There are no laws

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Guard: Oh I see. You think you’re cute?

Lyuda: Actually, I think I’m just so so. But I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute

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Lyuda: This is bothering me

Rosa: Well, you are digging up a corpse

Lyuda: What? No, not that. That’s pretty par for the course actually