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The ever on going question... like oh a new alter?

Are they

A) a new split

B) an old alter I never noticed

C) and old alter back from dormancy

D) idfk but something else???

do we have a low split tolerance or are we just discovering members who have been here for a while ??

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Yeah, this explains it really well actually ty lol

sometimes i wonder if we've been traumatized from being fictive-heavy/fictives. but i dont even know how to explain what i mean by that so i guess it goes in the box

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I find it kinda funny when people with BPD who are dating their FP are going about their day, and their FP gets worried about cheating... sweetie... you pretty much own our souls... we're not cheating... we most likely don't even have many friends outside of you, cause guess what? You are like 60% or more of we think about whether we like it or not. You could stab us, and we'd apologize to you. It sucks sometimes, but trust me; you never have to worry about us cheating. (At least in my case)

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Somehow, I know exactly what you mean but also have no words as to what that means/how to express it... into the box!

sometimes i wonder if we've been traumatized from being fictive-heavy/fictives. but i dont even know how to explain what i mean by that so i guess it goes in the box

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If I tell you I’m a fictive and tell you my source, that’s not your sign to go ahead and start telling me how much you want to fuck my source.

You’re weird as shit.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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THIS. OMFG THIS!!!

‘But that’s not accurate to [source]’

Well yes, I am a fictive but in case you failed to realise, my source character doesn’t actually exist.

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🌸: probably Echo (IDK who it's by but iykyk)

🍃: Whisp. They're a statue sooooo... yeah

🌷: does an alter who's entire job is to front while the system smokes count?

🍏: probably the long drawn out conversations with ourself about everything.

🪷: idk but my guess is Jentry from Jentry Chau vs The Underworld

🍀: (we had just split a second fictive of the same source) "Mother fucker I AM YOU!" (they weren't entirely serious with it)

💞: not including littles... Cyanide. Last time she babysat the kid later quoted "when did this become a whore house" and yeah... Cy taught her that one.

🍬: yes, a few. While I don't think any are especially "important" I think our weirdest combo (fictive wise) is probably the Alastor/Jax multi source fictive, with... Azrael.

🌱: not doing everyone (cause there's 40ish of us as of right now) but for the pun Odysseus is a Monster Energy

🌺: the first that comes to mind are these pink and black flame heart glasses, they belong to Aphrodite (the last time someone else put them on she fronted SOLY to put them back down and then left again)

🍡: Philo but people wouldn't like him at first (he's very cold an calculated but he'd do a good job over all)

🧩: SO DAMN MANY (we have a Tiger but also... a statue... and a goddess... that's just off the top of my head)

💗: Aphrodite and Valentine do not like each other... except when it comes to Chappell Roan. When she is on they both front but they mostly just angrily stare at each other then as soon as the music is off one of them leaves (it's all in good fun at the end of the day... I think)

🌿: taking off our finger accessories (they make us feel like our hands are extra small and so littles get really euphoric over it)

🎀: Quincy.

🥝: Dustie (specifically when he's on a high bc he holds our BPD spilts)

💓: with out a doubt Valentine (not even Aphrodite will argue on that one)

PLURAL ASK GAME!! ⋆˙⟡

⊹ ࣪ ˖͙͘͡★ the randomest and silliest questions :3

!! this post is for everybody! u may use this regardless of origin/beliefs, just remember to follow ur own dni

🌸 - if ur system had a theme song, what would it be?

🍃 - if ur whole system got stranded on an island, who would survive the longest?

🌷 - do u have any alters with an oddly specific role/purpose?

🍏 - what’s one experience u look back on from before u knew u were a system and go “oh my god, it’s so obvious i was plural!”

🪷 - what’s ur most obscure/unusual introject source?

🍀 - what’s the weirdest thing u have overheard another alter say?

💞 - which one of ur headmates would u trust the least with the task of babysitting?

🍬 - do u have any in-sys relationships? if so, which one(s) is the most iconic/important?

🌱 - if u had to assign each of ur alters an energy drink flavor to describe them, what would they be?

🌺 - do u have any belongings that are owned by a specific alter? if so, what are they?

🍡 - which one of ur alters would u think would be the best president?

🧩 - does ur system have any nonhuman alters? if so, what’s the silliest creature u have?

💗 - do u have any rivalries in ur system? lighthearted or otherwise!

🌿 - what’s the most oddly specific front trigger u have?

🎀 - who was the first alter u discovered in ur system?

🥝 - which one of ur headmates is the most likely to participate in stupid internet trends? (e.g. cinnamon challenge, tide pod challenge, etc)

💓 - if ur system had a dance-off, who would be the champion?

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sometimes being a fictive and talking about your source feels like holding a piece of paper with the singletsona/another alters picture on it pretending youre not Blorbo himself

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This is so true like holy shit

remember that systems do not choose who they split!

having alters from problematic sources is okay! it's no one's fault; yours or theirs. do not shame alters for having problematic sources, whether it's insys or outsys. they have feelings, too — and deserve to be treated as any other alter.

i hope this helped someone out there; do not feel ashamed, it was not your choice. ♡

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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LITERALLY ALL THE TIME 🤣🤣🤣 (now I want a sitcom that's just the headspace of a system)

i think the internal happenings between headmates of nearly any plural system would make a good sitcom. i mean, i think we've all had that experience where someone says/does the dumbest shit and an alter does that Look At The Camera thing out of the office.

-🥀

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Honestly sometimes yeah :þ

system discovery day day 1: oh no i cant believe i have this!! am i really gonna have to live this way forever? will i ever be whole again???

system discovery day 1095: my reason for being alive? my alters of course. my favourite thing about life? uhh.. plurality? ask someone else. what is beauty to me.. um... my system!!

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You'll never know

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

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Protector [watching]: ... what the... nevermind *walks away and taps in the gatekeeper*

Gatekeeper [tapping in]: alright... let's sort this shit

Host: *sobbing, making incomprehensible noises*

Me (Trauma Holder): That's what I've been saying!

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Honestly real (same)

- Emcee + Whisp

We honestly forgot to actually post on here so here's something 👍 Don't really have anything to say.

-🐀

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Thanks... I won't :3

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.