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juyeon: I'm a nice person. I only threw someone in the trash bin once

haknyeon: was it Eric?

juyeon: it was Eric.

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sangyeon: I need advice

jacob, pouring milk into the cereal bag: you came to the right place

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sunwoo: people who say "go big or go home" underestimate my willingness to go home. It's literally my only motivation.

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changmin: *wakes up sweating* I'M LATE FOR DANCE LESSONS

changmin: wait I'm not a trainee anymore

changmin: ...

changmin: OH FUCK I'M THE TEACHER

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chanhee: are you flirting with me?

younghoon: I have been for years but thanks for noticing

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juyeon: do y'all wanna go to a haunted house?

changmin: what's wrong with the one we're living in now?

sunwoo & eric: UH WHAT?

changmin: good night boys.

sunwoo & eric: *crying*

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eric: I changed my password to "incorrect" so when I typed my password wrong, it would say "your password is incorrect".

sangyeon: sometimes I wonder if I really raised you

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haknyeon: oh no! chanhee hyung is unconcious! someone do something!

sunwoo: I'll give him mouth to mouth-

chanhee, wakes up: please don't

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sangyeon asking the 98 line: if you took a shot everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

chanhee: sober.

changmin: tipsy.

kevin: wasted.

juyeon: dead.

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sangyeon: one of my idiots is mad

hongjoong: you mean one of your members?

sangyeon: that's exactly what I said

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[the boyz preparing haknyeon's birthday surprise]

jacob: this is so unnecessary

hyunjae: uh which part? the fireworks or the fake snow?

jacob: ...

chanhee: I bet it's the glitter

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sunwoo: I'm gonna mix a can of cider with eleven shots of espresso in a vase and then chug it while Ego plays in the background so I can achieve full sunwoo-fication

eric: should I stop you or?

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changmin: screams

haknyeon: screams louder

changmin: what are you doing?

haknyeon: asserting dominance

haknyeon: there can only be one winner in this household

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eric: Z is just a sideways N.

hyunjae: it's 4AM, please stop.

eric: Zo.

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juyeon: *traps a wasp under the cup*

changmin: *places two more cups down*

juyeon: please no–

changmin: *shuffling the cups

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kevin: you can't turn on creativity like a faucet. you have to be in the right mood.

younghoon: and what's that?

kevin: last minute panic.

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sunwoo: hyung, can we all stay at the company tonight?

sangyeon: why?

sunwoo: changmin hyung played with a ouija board and cursed our dorm.

sunwoo: and kevin hyung doesn't know how to banish spirits, he just throws salt and yells "does this look like a fucking hotel to you?"