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Freya: Are we really sure this is a good idea?

Marcel: Uh, no. No one thinks this is a good idea.

Vincent: But you're trusting Lucien anyway?

Marcel: We're not trusting him, we're using him.

Freya: What if he's using us?

Marcel: ...That's probably a given.

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Hayley: What is this?

Freya: Something I've been working on for a while.

Hayley: Is it Plan B?

Freya: It was Plan A...

Hayley: Plan A never works.

Freya: [determinedly] This one will.

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Klaus, against absolutely no opposition whatsoever, I am your closest friend.

Hayley

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Elijah: I'm not angry with you.

Klaus: Oh, that's a relief, I was really worried. No... hold on, I really wasn't.

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Elijah: Niklaus, listen to me...

Klaus: No, it only encourages you.

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Freya: You really mustn't blame yourself, you know.

Elijah: No, you're quite right.

Freya: I'm glad you're seeing sense.

Elijah: You are equally culpable. Between us, we've managed to botch this whole case.

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Freya: Are you two smoking?

Elijah: No!

Klaus: It was Elijah!

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Tristan: You don't seem very afraid.

Hayley: You don't seem very frightening.

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Cami: It's a disgrace, sending your little brother into danger like that. Family is all we have in the end, Elijah Mikaelson.

Elijah: Oh, shut up, Cami

Marcel: [furious] Elijah!

Klaus: Oy!

Elijah: [long pause] Apologies.

Cami: Thank you.

Klaus: Though do, in fact, shut up.

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Kol: Is anyone else tired of listening to Finn’s ghost?

Finn: Hey! I’m not dead yet!

Kol: You’re dead to us.

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Tristan: You know, Elijah, with your knowledge, and my knowledge of warfare, we could make quite the team. How does that sound?

Elijah: Uh... Insane? Demented? Delusional? Stupid?

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Kol: What’s fun about that?

Klaus: It’s not supposed to be fun. It’s a Elijah idea.

Elijah: Exactly. [pause] What.

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Cami: I cannot believe you! Why would you do something like this?

Klaus: Camille, I've done sooo many worse things you don't even know about.

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Klaus: I turned over a new leaf, remember? No more evil now.

Stefan: That must be boring for you.

Klaus: (beat) Yeah, it is. Being nice sucks.

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Lucien: What's the opposite of me?

Tristan: Smart.

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Rebekah: When's the last time anything went according to plan?

Hayley: I don't think there was a last time.

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Cami: Are you really that emotionally needy?

Aurora: Have we not met?