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Sisky: I heard you're going on tour! How much for a backstage pass?

Ryan: Fifty dollars.

Sisky: Yeah, but how much for me?

Ryan: Fifty dollars.

Sisky: But I'm your son!

Ryan: A hundred dollars.

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Sisky: Brendon Roscoe?

Ryan, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: Yeah I love him a normal amount.

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Jon: I dare you to-

Vicky: Gabe is not allowed to accept dares.

Jon: Why not?

Gabe: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

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ryan ross and dallon weekes playing together. i will never be normal again </3

oh i’m still not over it i think about it at least once a week. would be more but i’m too employed rn

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a core memory i have from when incorrectthroam was relevant is the time i pointed out the hypocrisy of shaming hayley willliams for calling a woman a whore and not caring when ryan ross did the exact same thing, which prompted people to post screenshots on twitter and talk about me behind my back 😭 people were really saying shit like “and i USED to think they were funny” as if i’d be in shambles bc someone i’d never spoken to didn’t like that i said something negative about ryan

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WHAT IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE

yes i’ve seen who will be performing at the same show soon No i have not processed it nor will i be normal about it

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Ryan: If you gave me a gun and two bullets, and then told me that I could kill any two people in the world...

Ryan: I would gladly shoot Shane twice.

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yes i’ve seen who will be performing at the same show soon No i have not processed it nor will i be normal about it

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Jon: I dare you to marry me.

Cassie: I'm not falling for that.

Jon: Okay, then. I win.

Cassie, already in a wedding dress: Oh no you don't!

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Gabe, banging on the door: RYAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, OPEN UP!

Ryan: Sometimes, I still get nightmares from the crash...

Gabe: Open the FUCKING DOOR-

Spencer: No, wait! Let him finish, we might never have another chance.

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Kidnapper: *holding Joe hostage* Give us $5,000 and we will free him.

Joe, offended: You think that I'm only worth $5,000?

Kidnapper: What?

Joe: You know what? Give me that. *steals megaphone*

Joe: Make a billion and maybe we'll think about it.

Pete, outside: JOE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Spencer: What'd you have for lunch?

Ryan: An iced coffee.

Spencer: Iced coffee isn't a meal, Ry. You need to eat something.

Ryan, under his breath: Homophobia at its finest.

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Ryan: *driving recklessly*

Patrick: Ryan, for the love of god, slow down! You almost ran over Shane!

Ryan: He's on the street, he knows the risk he's taking.

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Vicky: I love murder mysteries.

Gabe, trying to impress her: I've been the lead suspect in FIVE murder cases!

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Shane: Ryan Ross, the rockstar!

Ryan: Shane Valdez, the traitor.

Shane: That's...not a nice word.

Ryan: All my other words for you are worse.

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Ryan: What are you doing in the crawl space?

Sisky: Well, for starters, I was minding my own damn business.

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Ryan: I thought that relationships were about love and companionship...I didn't know that they also meant betrayal.

Brendon: Baby, all I did was go to the store.

Ryan: You abandoned me!

Brendon: You were asleep! I didn't want you to make up!

Ryan: But I did! Alone! There was no Brendon! There were no kisses! :'(