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Payback: Hey guys do bees know how to escape vacuum cleaners Payback: Time sensitive question

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Maverick: What's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore Wolfman: Depersonalization??? Goose: Locking in Iceman: Thursday

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Hangman, texting: turn that frown Hangman: ☹️ Hangman: upside down! Hangman: 🙂 Phoenix: I am going to end your fucking life.

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Maverick: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately? Slider: What do you mean? Maverick: You just seem nicer than usual. Slider: Yeah? I'll punch you in the face if you want.

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Rooster, texting the Dagger group chat: who wants to come over im bored Hangman: ill come i have nothing better to do Rooster: ok see u soon Hangman: On my way! Hangman: *omw im not that excited

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Ice, texting: Where are you

Slider: im by the hangar

Ice: That's where I am now, I don't see you

Slider: come out

Ice: I'm gay

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Slider: What are your three best qualities? Wolfman: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Iceman: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Maverick: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Rooster, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Phoenix: What’s up with you? Roster: What do you mean? Phoenix: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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Maverick: Are you this rude to everyone?! Slider: Yup. Slider: Don't think you're special.

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Iceman: Yesterday, I overheard Goose saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Maverick replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Rooster: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Fanboy: Okay. Icebreaker question: What's your favorite type of triangle? Rank them. Coyote: That's a stupid question. Who the fuck has a favorite triangle? Payback: Bermuda.

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Hangman: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

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Fanboy: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Payback: Yeah, an empty stomach. Hangman: My sparkling personality. Phoenix: A flagrant disregard for common decency. Bob: Bob: Chips.

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coyote: life is pain and ass aint free in this economy 😔