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Aud: I can’t believe you guys are at this lame party.

Hymie: You’re here, too.

Aud: Am I?

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Hollis: She just doesn’t want to be part of the group. You shouldn’t, like, force it.

Ai: I’m not forcing, I’m aggressively facilitating.

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Ai: You’re all canceled! Ivanya: Honey, I never aired.

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Misha: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Arash give me your credit card.

Arash, handing it over: Here.

Misha, pocketing it: Cool. Theo, kick the door down.

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Reagan: Sometimes I just wanna French kiss someone…

Moire: But you’re Irish?

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Corbin: Parent teacher meeting is tonight so I can’t come to Eating Club.

Ai: That’s okay, what time should I meet your teacher?

Corbin: I have parents…

Ai: You what.

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Reagan: See you in hell

Ivanya: Are you asking me on a date? I accept.

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Dinari: Ai, I think something is wrong with Corbin, please get here soon...

Ai: He’s probably just up to something, don’t worry about him.

Dinari: Ai, he hasn’t hit the woah even once in the last two hours…

Ai, sprinting across campus: I’m on my way!!

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Hymie: Could you be any more annoying?

Daisy: Easily. You have no idea.

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Misha: Welcome to salsa class! Ready to dance?

Ivanya: [hiding her bag of tortilla chips] There has been a misunderstanding…

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Aud: Why are you ignoring Daisy?

Ai: I’m playing hard to get.

Aud: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Ivanya: World’s tallest vampire. Count Everest

Hymie: Mount Dracula

Theo: Don’t mind if I do

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Hollis: the girl who sits next to me in English keeps inviting me over to study but we just end up watching movies and she wrote “love u” on my annotation of a poem and she wants to take me to a vegan cafe. how do I ask her if she’s gay

Ai: Hollis I’m going to kill you

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Misha: no pronouns // do not refer to me ever

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Aud: Enough of this "relatable content" crockery. Now going forward I will only post deeply alien and bewildering content. Do not relate to me

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Misha: You’re pretty dumb.

Theo: Thank you.

Misha: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Theo: All I heard was “you’re pretty”.

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Ai: I’m tired of being the mom of you all. You’re all grown women, you can take care of yourselves and cook your own meals!

Moire: Ai can you make me a strawberry smoothie?

Ai: Of course Moire, anything for you, do you want a muffin with it?