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Roman: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jey: Is it me, Roman?

Roman: No, it’s not you.

Jimmy: Is it me, Roman?

Roman: It’s not you either.

Sami: Is it me, Roman?

Roman:

Roman, mockingly: Is IT mE Roman?

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Rhea: Would you know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Jey: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Rhea: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Jey: You and me!

Rhea: *tearing up* Ok.

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Damian: You need a hobby.

Jey: I have a hobby!

Damian: Flirting with Rhea isn't a hobby.

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Rhea: If you want my advice-

Damian: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Rhea: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Jey: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Jey: Remember when Rhea made a romantic dinner for me?

Damian: Jey, she microwaved you a pizza.

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Dom, holding a scooter: Finn! Can I go outside and play with this?

Finn: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?

Dom, running outside: Thanks Finn!

Finn, running out after him and screaming: NOT IN THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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Rhea: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Jey: Wow. They sound stupid.

Rhea: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Jey: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Rhea: I guess you’re right. Hey Jey, I love you.

Jey: See! Just say that!

Rhea: Holy fucking shit.

Jey: If that flies over their head then, sorry Rhea, but they're too dumb for you.

Rhea: Jey.

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Rhea: That's ridiculous, Jey doesn't have a crush on me.

Sami: Yes, he does.

Damian: Yes, he does.

Jey: Yes, I do.

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Jey: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Jimmy: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

Jey: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Jimmy: ... Jey.

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Dom, to The Judgment Day: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Dom: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Finn: You didn’t clap either-

Dom: SHUT UP!

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Rhea: Honey, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Jey: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know what I did this time.

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Jey: Babe, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red, green or blue?

Rhea: Technically a mix of green and blue?

Jey: So blurple.

Rhea: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

Jey: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Rhea: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Punk: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Drew: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Jey: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Rhea: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Roman: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Seth: Oh. We're going out?

Roman: Wh...

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Rhea: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Jey: Oh, well now that’s not fair, babe. Have you met all of them?

Rhea: I’ve met enough of them. What a bunch of bastards!