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Ody: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.

Daniel: Oh my God, what have you done?

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LukasZf: You’re scamming everyone?

Lara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from them.

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Daniel: Talk to him, that’s what friends do.

Ody: Nope. I’m going to wait until I am on my deathbed, get in the last word, and die immediately.

Daniel: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Ody: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 72 arguments I am going to win that way.

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Daniel: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!

Daniel:

Daniel: Not on the butt, Nikolaj.

Nikolaj: Sorry, it was just there.

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Nathalie: Sorry, I need to be alone right now.

[Later]

Nathalie: Thank you for being alone with me, Ody.

Ody: (*^‿^*)

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Kati: I don’t get jealous.

Nici to Nathalie: Hello.

Kati:

Kati: Who the fuck is that!?

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Nikolaj: I don’t have anger issues! Do you think I have anger issues.

LukasZf: I wouldn’t call it an issue

LukasZf: An issue is something you can fix.

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Yvi: We broke up literally Months ago.

Yvi: Can you please stop playing Online-Chess with my brother .

Yvi: Its disgusting.

Nathalie: Just because I lost the Queen, doesn't mean I give up the King.

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Isa: Change is inedible.

Kai: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Isa, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

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Nikolaj: Are you okay?

Tamara , crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

NIkolaj: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Senshi?

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LukasZf: I'm never having a debate with Ody again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

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Tamy: *sighs* I have no friends...

Lara:

Lara: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

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Store Worker: Would a “Bojan” please come to the front desk?

Bojan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Adele and Nathalie: I believe they belong to you?

Adele and Nathalie, simultaneously: We got lost.

Bojan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Lara: I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.

Bojan: What the fuck?

Daniel: She's having an idea.

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Svea: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Kati: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Adele: i am an expert at identifying birds

Isa, an actual expert: okay, what about those ones over there?

Adele: yeah, they’re all birds

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Nathalie: are you a cuddler?

Ody: i’m a monster of death and destruction.

Nathalie:

Ody: …yeah im a cuddler