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incredible-headcanons · 3 months ago

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✨️More Syndrome/Buddy Pine x reader HCs to cure my many mental illnessses☝️🤓🩷✨️

Minors dni, please! Thank you!

・ Okay, so I doubt this need be said, but Syndrome is no angel. He won't lie to you and say he is one, either.

・He can be passive-aggressive, condescending, greedy, and sometimes just downright rude for funzies. He's the reason gingers are called "red-headded step child". He is that child.

・That said, he has his good points, too. Especially if he likes you.

・If you have managed to find a spot among his favorite people, (a list of 1), congratulations! You get special treatment over EVERYTHING.

・ If you become an item while working for him, you're going to gradually receive lighter and lighter work loads. You won't notice it at first; the stack of paperwork shrinking, him stalling you in his office or lab with idle chitchat rather than sending you right back out to adjust his schedule. It's not at all obvious for the first few weeks...

・ That is until one day it hits you- instead of three stacks of papers a foot tall each, you have one, half that size. You realize he's only required you attend one of his meetings instead of five, and when he has you send his lunch order to the chefs, he insists you have them make something for you, too. "Take a break! We have all day."

・For a guy who counts every minute of every hour, it's a shock to hear those words come out of him. Huge shock.

・If you're a superhero, it's both very similar and very different scenarios.

・You'll notice an influx of emergencies caused by HIM, (Statewide blackouts, rampant robots, the like), but slowly, day by day, less about other villains...

・He's scared them off. Or bribed them to lay low. You aren't exactly sure which. Either way, he's gotten rid of them for a while.

・The witty banter loses the monolog, bit by bit. He doesn't talk about himself quite as much?? Like, don't get me wrong, he's still entirely full of himself, but his comments become aimed more at you. "Look at you go! I'm almost impressed!", "Woah-ho-ho! You almost had me there! Have you been training up for little ol' me? I'm flattered!"

・He's just openly flirting at this point. He'll even get to where he stages fake emergencies just so you'll come see him.

・You get to the rooftop, expecting to see him doing his regularly scheduled evil shit, and instead, he's lounging on a spread-out blanket, wine on ice beside him, and he is REEKING of that cologne you accidentally mentioned liking. Swimming in it. That stuff is impossible to get out of a supersuit.

・He's so proud of himself, though, bless his heart.

・Like with the cologne, he analyzes you and everything about you. Things you like, things you can't stand, little quirks you probably don't even realize you have - he sees all. Knows all.

・Low-key stalker-ish... but he means well, for the most part.😅

・If you work for DevTech, random gifts begin turinging up out of the blue, seemingly from an anonymous fan, labeled with just an "S". Anything from pretty flower arrangements to new accessories for your supersuit(or regular suits if you're a pedestrian), all of it is pretty and high-dollar, perfectly tailored to you.

・But of course, eventually he catches you in person and very proudly confesses. Who else could it have been but him, after all?

・That said, he does like to have a hand on you if there's other people around. A soft grip on your hip or your shoulder, just to let others know your his, and keep himself assured nobody's going to mess with you.

・ Syndrome is not a cuddly, touchy-feely person. While not adverse to the idea, he isn't going to initiate cuddle sessions or big bear hugs most of the time. Not never, but not usually. He's more of a side-hugger or a slap on the ass in passing, always followed by an evil laugh.

・He tends to get a little overstimulated if he feels he's being smothered. Being sucked into a jet turbine will do that to you.

・He does worry, on days where he's feeling unusually thoughtful, that maybe his enemies will realize that you're a weakness of his. Dealing in weapons and villainy alike, he has pissed off his fair share of powerful people; people he wouldn't put above hurting someone just to get to him. It's a scary thought - that he might slip up one day and something happen to you. He can't lose the one, single human being he actually cares for. The one, single person that sees him.

・He has obliterated a few of his guards that have looked at you the wrong way before. Never in front of you, of course, but he's lazer-blasting that hoe the first chance he gets.

・Only he gets to look at you with those eyes.

・Slightly NSFW, but Syndrome has a thing for biting. There's something about sitting back, staring at those big red spots and the little, crooked dents that only he could leave that just gets every neuron in that big, beautiful brain firing.

・That and he simply enjoys the sensation of biting things, but mostly it's a possessive thing. He thinks it's hot.

・Sticking to a similar theme, power imbalances do him in something awful. Mirage was entirely right when she said power was his weakness.

・Now, he doesn't really care WHO the imbalance is in favor of. Yes, he loves the rush that comes with being in charge. He likes being the big shot, the one in control.... but he also likes it when he isn't.

・A quick way to put him in his place is with his hair. Use that troll doll head of hair like they do in Ratatouille. Pull the right way and he'll do whatever you want. He keeps it long for a reason, after all.😉

・Back to the normal stuff, (or at least as normal as Syndrome can be), he has a hard time peeling himself away from his work. As his partner, he's going to need somebody to make him take time away. He is a man of schedules and deadlines and failing to meet them is his worst personal pet peeve. Make this boy shower and have dinner with you, he needs it.

・Weirdly, he has such easier time taking breaks for your sake than for himself. You have become a priority, and so at least some of his time every day us yours.

・If you call him while he's out causing mayhem, he will still pick up. He makes a big show about it, too, the smug bastard.

・He'll use his Imobi-ray to freeze whomever he's fighting and chitchat with you like nothing is happening. Like, he'll have Mr. Incredible or like, Voyd frozen in some ridiculous pose, still perfectly aware and listening as he answers his cell, and he's all like, "Oh, hey, honey! -Me, busy? Nah, I'm not too busy! -Hmm-? What am I doing? Are you sure you wanna know?"

・He's such an evil little dork, I swear. He just smirks and wiggles his brows the whole time he's talking to you. He'll throw in innuendo and terrible flirting just to watch the color come and go from their frozen faces.

・And as soon as he hangs up, he's back to business as usual.

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And that is all for now, folks! If you would like a part two for Syndrome, or have a particular prompt in mind for headcanons for him, feel free to send in an ask! 😘🩷

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incredible-headcanons · 9 months ago

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How about some general dating headcanons with Mirage?

Ah, the elusive Mirage! Yes, I believe we have some in our files!

For starters, the lovely Mirage is *not* a cheap date.

She is not typically a "movie and a cuddle" kind of girl. That may occur a fair way into courting her, but that will take a great many months. No, she is more of a candle-lit dinner or late-night yachting kind of girl. She wants to go on DATES, not hang-outs.

If she invites YOU on a date, she will insist on paying the tab, no ifs, ands, or buts. But if you ask HER out, you had best be ready to hand that card over. In her mind, its only common courtesy.

Loves a moonlit walk on the beach. Heck, she loves the beach, period! Granted, if it's too hot or sunny she'll spend the whole time reading under an umbrella, but she's down to hit the beach anytime!

She is not a very clingy significant other. She doesn't really "hug" but more hold you close and pet your head. She doesn't squeeze, she doesn't wrap around you like a koala, she simply holds. Right next to her heart.

An excellent kisser, however. She's the kind of girl who will kiss you and you'll never be the same again. And she smells AMAZING. She wears the brands of perfume nobody could ever pronounce. She smells like beautiful women eating grapes with their titties out, just saying.

She most assuredly shows her affection with gifts and words of affirmation. Again, she is not a touchy-feely girl most of the time. SOMETIMES! Just not always!

If you want her to love you, you have to find a way to make her laugh. Yes, we all know she's attracted to power, but she also wants to smile, to laugh once in a while!! Think Jessica Rabbit and Roger. She needs a Roger, deep down.

She will absolutely spoil you, but she deserves some giving in return. She WILL shower you in diamonds, but you better shower her a little, too. Be it kisses, diamonds, champagne, whatever- just don't give her any reason to feel like she's drawn the shirt end of the stick, and you're golden!

All in all, though she may appear very shallow or material, and she may be, but Mirage is also nothing if not loyal! Those pretty green eyes will never wander, not ever! If she chose you, that's just how it will be. She may have been the cause of many breakups but none of them were hers.

And finally, please, for the love of all things good and pickled, do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, tell a superhero he's allowed to crush her. After the last guy to do that, she will have you wishing you had been sucked into a jet turbine raher than face her wrath.

#the incredibles headcanons #Mirage #mirage #the incredibles #headcanon

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incredible-headcanons · 9 months ago

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What would be Simon J Palladino's (gazerbeam) favorite dessert, I understand he loves sweet flavors.

An excellent question, reader! Lucky for you, Municiberg Post put our best reporters undercover in sweet shops all over town to find the answer!

Good ol' Gazerbeam is a walking sweet tooth with laser vision, let me tell ya. It would be far harder to find a dessert he DIDN'T like! Now, that said, after hours, no, weeks of surveillance, we've got a pretty good idea of hos tastes!

Living the hectic, complicated life he leads, it's not difficult to imagine that Simon prefers simpler treats! He isn't a fan of over-the-top flavor combos and he cares little for intricacy when it comes to his desserts.

He's a lover of chocolate, for certain. Chocolate mousse, german chocolate cake, chocolates in general; he loves it all! Dark, milk, white, he isn't picky.

He is not a huge candy person outside of chocolate, however. He doesn't enjoy licorice or taffy, or really anything that gets wedged in his teeth. He definitely prefers a softer baked good.

And while he does enjoy ice cream and the occasional shake, he has to be careful of brainfreeze!! It tends to attack his eyes more than his actual head, which can be dangerous for someone with his... Specific quirks. He ended up having a little mishap in an ice cream parlor after one of his missions... He was lucky the manager was such a big fan ..

We do believe, however, after a little digging around Metroville, we do believe that his absolute FAVORITE dessert is apple pie alamode from a specific diner on 34th street where he and some of the other supers like to hang! It HAS to be hot, though, so the icecream will melt a bit!

#the incredibles headcanons #gazerbeam #the incredibles #disney pixar #headcanon

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