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Vampire accidentally stakes herself #vtuber #twitch #vtuberclips

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Meanwhile. In the ULTRAKILL reviews.

my timeloop game is "too gay" and you should play it

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Of course this came from Hakita~

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This is the real reason AI is being pushed. Not because oafs want to larp as artists. But because vampires [and other supernatural entities] need an out for when they get caught in 4K doing their vampire shit.

Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*

Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI

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I read all of this in the smug limeys voice. And I loved.

Beck note: I'm English myself. I can use the word 'Limey.' It's our word, fuck you. -kisses-

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like

[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]

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Hey, guys... Aliens!

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Every time I see a "I only follow bottoms" QT, my eyes roll a little more.

It's gonna be "X out of context" blogs all over again.

You ever see a fresh gimmick blog that has an actually somewhat funny first post and you know in your heart that

It would be for the best if they stop after the one post, it's only going to go downhill from there

They absolutely will not stop after one post

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I'd also like to point out that Monsoon used 'meme' in it's philosophical context when talking about how anger, hate and violence all effected and fed each other...

And his point got meme'd in the social context to the point of death.

This relationship was 100% accidental and I firmly believe that it could only have happened in a Metal Gear Solid game.

Metal Gear Rising really was a game that screeched about how the violence of the oppressed is caused by the violence of their oppressors and therefore the two aren’t equal, but also violence is dehumanizing so be grateful for those who fight since they’ve martyred their souls for you and packed all that into 4 hours.

At the same time, it also had the weirdest fucking dialogue in video games like “MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!” and had its main antagonist literally say “make America Great Again” three years before the U.S elections

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I kinda wanna use "I'd really like to stop hating you forever" as my E-mail signature.

Has your opinion on adventure time changed at all? I’d really like to stop hating you forever.

Not really. Crunchyroll forced me to cover it along with 3 other shows selected by them as part of a sponsorship pack even though I told them I didn't like it and wasn't interested. It was either that or Bee and Puppycat which I was even less interested in. I binged five seasons of it, did not like it at all, and have not re-engaged with it because I did not like it at all.

Unrelated, have you considered that forming an opinion on someone exclusively based on how they feel about a cartoon for tweens is weird?

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Fuck it. That's my wish. Gimmie that lamp!

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The ULTIMATE Fanboy

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

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Dangaronpa Jello streams fancomic

@jelloapocalypse

Don't know if that makes you feel better or worse, but your descent into despair is a schadefreudesque pleasure to behold. In any case, here's a silly thing to help you survive this ordeal, hope you'll get some catharsis out of it :)

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.