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god i hate shading

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happy munday, my beard’s finally growing back in

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EY, real talk, will we see the remaining mass of NSFW asks you were sent get answered, or were they creepy and to be avoided altogether?

/ / y’all will see them, I’m just waiting for the next sinday to post them lmao

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‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ( toy bon )

{Very Serious RIP VINE Starters – ACCEPTING}

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[🍕]~                 ❝   THEY  CAN’T  HAVE  consequences  if  I ‘ M  th’  one  in  charge,  EINSTEIN.   ❞

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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okay because freddy will not shut the fuck up about it, 2 quick sinful things before i go to... idk write or something.

1: Despite being a damn good top, Freddy’s a lowkey power bottom, esp for partner’s bigger than him (if that’s possible since... y’know he’s 10 inches hung.)

2: Freddy has a collar kink

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HEY  MUTUALS  ——— !  !  !  Feel  free  to  like  this  post  if  you’d   be  interested  in  plotting  a  ship  between  our  muses,  which  include  the  following  &&  more:

Romance

Friendship

Familial

Enemies

Frenemies

Toxic Ships

etc. etc.

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Unlocking a traumatizing memory that’s haunting you like 

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“you’re up early!”

jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying

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guess who finished their story’s cast B)

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&& FOX FUCKER

❝        Aw   yer   breakin’   me   heart   here ,  Freddy .   Issat   all   ay’   am   t’yeh ?        ❞

          foxy     gives     another     gruff     and     hearty     laugh     before     his     grin     turns     something     more       mischievous .

❝        Do   it   myself   ay’ ?   Well   if   y’insist ,   I   can’t   say   no   t’such   a   request .        ❞

          it     doesn’t     take     him     long     to     begin     unbuckling     his     pants     and     slowly     dragging     them     down     his     hips .

[🍕]~                 ❝   YOU’RE  RIGHT,  You’re  more  to  me  than  that.  You’re  like  that  A N N O Y I N G  ROOMMATE  that  eats  all  my  food  &&  never  pays  rent  on  time !  I  am  SOOO  SORRY  for  thinking  of  you  otherwise !   ❞

                            FREDDY’S  GAZE  was  near  ICE  COLD  as  he  glared  daggers  at  the  other  male,  focusing  intently  on  the  way  his  thin  lips  STRETCHED  into  the  most  vile  of  smirks.

                      ❝   WHAT  ARE  YOU  ———   ❞  

                           IT  WAS  LIKE  A  CAR  CRASH  was  taking  place  in front  of  him  as  pupils  dilate  &&  gaze  shifts  down,  following  the  movement  with  a  careful  glance.  The  bear  should  have  known  better.  He  really  should  have.  FOXY  WOULDN’T  SAY  NO  TO  A  CHALLENGE.

                      ❝   !  !  !   ❞   A  GASP  escapes  as  the  realization  finally  dawns  on  him,  large  paws  going  to  cover  his  eyes  to  shield  himself  from  the  horrors  of  what  the  pirate  was  about  to  attempt.  BUT  LIKE  A  CAR  CRASH,  he  just  couldn’t  look  away.  That’s  why  fingers  split  just  enough  for  him  to  get  a  faint  glimpse.

                      ❝   OH  S C R E W  YOU ! ! I’d  tell  you  to  go  f u c k  y o u r s e l f  but  you’d   p r o b a b l y  try  that  out  TOO.   ❞

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HEY  MUTUALS  ——— !  !  !  Feel  free  to  like  this  post  if  you’d   be  interested  in  plotting  a  ship  between  our  muses,  which  include  the  following  &&  more:

Romance

Friendship

Familial

Enemies

Frenemies

Toxic Ships

etc. etc.

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HEY  MUTUALS  ———  !  !  !  Feel  free  to  like  this  post  if  you’re  down  for  any  of  the  following:

ME  making  you  random  IC  starters

CHATTING  with  you  OOC  &&  or  PLOTTING

SENDING  you   inbox  shenanigans  ——   mostly  IC  but  sometimes  OOC  

TAG  you  in  things  that  remind  me  of  your  muse

&&  OVERALL  just  get  to  know  you  better  !  !  !

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I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

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