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Sorry that I laughed way too hard at this.

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DNDads is beautiful because sometimes Beth and Anthony have an aside and it’s the most painful heart wrenching moment that hits on a deep-seeded need or fear that we’re normally too scared to talk about and then Freddy fucking Wong will break down the fourth wall like the fucking kool aid man

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Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

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let’s sit on mama

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is this a safe space to admit i’ve always read “hey tiger” in the same manner as a dad coming to check on his kid after a screaming argument with a “hey, buddy” or should i vanish

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Being nefarious with mama

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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Fuck this entire world. He just wants a father. I am going to die

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say what you will about jeremy knox but that man is for sure listening to vampire weekend

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(hayley williams voice) i could really use a 🚬 rn, 🚬 rn, 🚬 rn...

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kids love jean btw

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its that time of the year

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you either get off’d by jack the ripper or you jack off the ripper, life is all about choices

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I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

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the cats and neil staring adoringly at Andrew while they wait to see in which chair he's going to sit so they could choose a spot next to him

the cats and Neil staring at the front door, Andrew gets in and the cats meow at the same time as Neil says "Andrew!"

Andrew having to forcefully push the cats and neil out the bathroom so he could brush his teeth without three pairs of eyes unblinking, zeroed on him

Andrew is convinced that the cats and neil share the same singular braincell

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i miss my evil son...

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Harry did not sing ‘I wanna taste her lips ‘cause they taste like you, I wanna drown myself in a bottle of her perfume, I want her long blonde hair, I want her magic touch, ‘cause maybe then, you’d want me just as much,’ with his whole yearning, aching chest, for you to think he’s straight.