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i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live
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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.
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don’t get it twisted, it has and always will be about the glamour, the trauma and the fucking melodrama.
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Putting all my belongings in a polka dot bandana and tying it to a stick. Gonna hop on the train. Good bye
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which country was it whose population was so intermarried they had to make an app to help people prevent from accidentally hooking up with their cousins
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*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*
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