indecisivexgilbert

[indecisivexgilbert]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

"What do you think about this outfit?"

"Bend over."

"It’s not going to get up by itself, you know."

"I thought you’d be bigger."

"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"

"I can’t find my vibrator."

"Just set your phone on vibrate!"

"I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking."

"That’s it… do a little striptease for me."

"You can watch… but you can’t touch."

"Be quiet! They’re going to hear us."

"And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark."

"I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"

"I want to be on top."

"That is one fine ass."

"You look like a screamer."

"Let me tie you up."

"What’ll our safeword be?"

"I love making you squirm."

"Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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Starter Sentences

"You’re not being reasonable!"

"I can’t let you do this."

"Slow down and think about this for a second, will you?"

"I can’t stand this!"

"You don’t think I’m being naive, do you?"

"You have no right to try and stop me."

"Stop being so naive!"

"Stop acting like a child."

"Stop treating me like a child."

"Relax, I’m not going anywhere."

"Does it ever get easier?"

"You don’t have to stay if you don’t want to."

"It doesn’t matter what they think!"

"Is something bothering you?"

"Was this your plan all along?"

"You’re mine. You’ll always be mine."

"It’s nice seeing you smile again."

"Come lie down with me."

"Stop hogging the blankets!"

"Your hands are cold."

"Your hands are so warm."

"How can you stand them?"

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❝ aye, aye, madam. ❞ He can't help the smug smirk that crawls across his lips, moving over to stand in front of her and place hesitant hands on her hips. Moving to pull her close, against his chest. Quickly finding that he likes this, the feeling of her against him; the fact that this is a female body against him and yet it feels so perfect. It's then that he wonders just what his orientation really his - maybe he  just likes people, male or female.                      ❝ I have absolutely nothing                          against doing it here and now. ❞ His hands drift down and around,  so they can cup her posterior, then so he can press her closer against him, dipping his head so  his lips can brush along her jaw. The touch meant to be teasing.

          ❝shutting up                would be a good start.❞

     He is being c o c k y, and it couldn’t      be further from what she’s grown used      to with him, but Hayley actually kind      of likes it. The confidence he exhibits      in that moment only makes her want      him more. It suits him, and it suits the      kind of thing she usually goes for.

     Suddenly she understands her otherwise      inexplicable attraction to someone far      sweeter than she is or could ever hope      to be — her attraction to someone who      doesn’t know just what he’s getting himself      into. It’s a thought she has to ignore to get      what she wants and so the werewolf decides      not to waste any more time. 

     ❝— do you have something against                here and now?❞

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{ he has to pause for a second so he can lick   his lips and wet them, they'd gone mysteriously   dry for no reason at all. His hands press against   the edge of the couch, watching her and finally   pushing himself up to stand. }                         ❝ you're not.                             really. you're not.                             I never knew you.. ❞ { he then trails off, the words and the fact still   haven't settled into his mind yet. He just can't   believe that Caroline has feelings for him, that   she wants him. She's not the type to sleep   with someone unless they mean something    to her, and she wouldn't risk their friendship   if she only wanted a sexual fling. and so, in a   moments notice, he moves quickly over only   to stop in front of her and move one hand to   take one of hers, the other moving around   so he can settle his arm around her waist.   pulling her into a deep and passionate kiss. }

(  Caroline had known from the very start     that Elen was gay and it never changed      her opinion of him, he was still her best      friend and hell they could be each others     wing woman or man all the time but over     the years Caroline begin to develop feelings     she shouldn’t for him. She was setting herself     up for disaster. She couldn’t believe those words     had left her mouth, she brushed her hair softly     behind her ear and looked down at her feet, she      was so stupid.  )

                                   ❝I’m being stupid, I’m sorry.❞

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So sorry for the inactivity, loves! I'll be on tomorrow to do replies so please give this a like if you'd like a starter~

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I apparently have issues, at the zombie crawl I was fawning over a zombie dude.

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Not everyone can feel things as deeply as you. Most people, their feelings are … bland, tasteless. They’ll never understand what it’s like to read a poem and feel almost like they’re flying, or to see a bleeding fish and feel grief that shatters their heart…

Garey, Juliann. Too Bright to Hear Too Loud to See. (via method-to-my-mxdness)

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tumblr isn't working for me OTL I'll be on Skype and here for messages but I can't manage replies thanks to whatever's wrong with my internet connection and tumblr.

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So tomorrow is the annual zombie crawl which means I'll be spending tomorrow doing my makeup and making myself look like a rotting corpse.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER; THIS IS A RP BLOG.

I hereby give you permission to

Comment on any ic or ooc posts.

Demand that we roleplay together

Plot lots of beautiful things with me

Send me shit in my submit/ask box

ROLE PLAY WITH ME!

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My muse died while your muse was away. Send me a '✉' for a letter my muse had left for yours before they passed away.

Omg please do this please.

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if we mutually follow and we dont rp there’s obviously something wrong there

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i want a smut thread where dancing in a club turns to fucking on the side against a wall.

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neuroticurls said: Do I have permission to turn this into a thread ^,^

Of course. ~

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'I want you.'

              ❝ do you mean that                    in the way i think                      you mean that ‘cause.. ❞It’s no lie that Caroline is oneof the people that Elen tells everything to, she knew hewas gay the second he did.And if he ever loved a girl inany way, she was the one.Maybe that’s why his heartgives a little flutter of.. hope?Hope that she does mean itthe way he thinks that shedoes. He loves her, maybemore than he realizes hedoes. Dark eyes watch herfeatures, trying to determinein which way those wordsare meant, because if hecould see himself with afemale - it’d be Caroline.            ❝ if you do, i.. ❞

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'I want you.'

                 ❝ i feel like i’m being cocky,                      by saying that i’m not surprised. ❞Maybe, he kind-of, slightly, possiblywants her as well; despite the facthe’s supposed to be as gay as gaycan be. He can’t deny that she’s beautiful, and unique, and probablyone of the few girls he’d actually gostraight for. One of the few that havehim questioning his sexuality whenhe’s having private moments in hisbed at night — not that it happensoften but.. he is a teenage male.                ❝ where, and how                      do you want me? ❞