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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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🚨There is a secret episode of Game Changer out now on Dropout -- the one Sam doesn't want you to see! Go watch it now before he demands it needs to be taken down! It's the one we've all been waiting for!!!

👉Watch it on Dropout here 👈

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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You guys! You can get the whole Murderbot Diaries series and have it benefit charity right now! I am so obsessed with it, I cannot recommend this series enough! And it helps feed people in need, what else do you want?!

Other works by Martha Wells, you say? Well if has that too, go look!!!

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When we’re new to adulthood, it doesn’t immediately occur to all of us that you’re almost always allowed to leave a situation, because growing up we’re forced to stay in situations until someone dismisses us and/or takes us home, or if we do leave on our own accord there’s someone waiting at home to say “we don’t quit in this family!” Boring party? You can leave. You don’t like the lecture? You can walk out. New doctor not working out? You can end the appointment, you don’t need to wait for them to dismiss you. Bad date? You can just go home. Leaving a situation prematurely might have consequences, but unless you’re under arrest or serving prison time, it’s pretty much always allowed.

–commenter Allison @ askamanager

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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looking at my credit card statements and realizing ive been to the same falafel joint more times this year than ive had conversations with my father over the course of my entire adult life

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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Letterkenny - Anti-Socials Decembers

crazy stuff happening on reels.

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:O

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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Some emotional Rooster doodles from ep.38 >:3c

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if you make a webcomic you will meet many kinds of commenters

THE ONE WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!1!

Car/Gun/Plane guy who will critique your car/gun/plane

Carl, the cool boomer/gen-Xer who reads it with his kid/grandkid

"how long until the story is finished" or "I'll come back when there's more to read"

the ones who are always normal and good and polite and have nice conversations with each other

"actually I am a [rare profession] and [thing adjacent to my rare profession] doesn't work this way and you should have known that"

the one who only comments in gifs and memes but you understand them so it's okay

"I don't like how this character is developing so slowly on a comic that updates 1 page a week for 20 years"

the one who will always tell you exactly what you drew wrong or inconsistently between pages

the one who only ever leaves one comment but it's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you

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checkmate bigots

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amélie is one of the rare movies that I loved as a teen and love more as an adult. she is insane. she forcibly turns herself into a manic pixie dream girl and then she forcepixies a guy she's never even spoken to. she gets revenge on a guy who hasn't done anything to her and almost electrocutes him. she looks at the camera like fleabag because she's too afraid to relate to other people in real life. she steals a gnome from her mother's grave. she saves one of her coworkers from a stalker ex by throwing him at her other coworker. she's a virgin and a voyeur who looks like this while she's listening to other people have sex:

transcendently beautiful woman who is a complete psychopath.