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Aziraphale invented...
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Randomly generated objects whose invention is credited to either Aziraphale or Crowley.
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Headcannon: Crowley’s wings act like the Invisibility Cloak in Harry Potter.
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Crowley invented those JPEG files that are pretending to look like PNG files with transparent backgrounds by having that checkered grey and white background pattern used to indicate a PNG file
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Aziraphale created chocolate chip cookies.
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Crowley: It was for a good cause angel!
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Spike heels? That was Crowley's.
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crowley meddled with the design of bike chains so that they fall off at the most inconvinient moments
‘Oh Satan, Curse This Bike’
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Crowley invented fortnite dances when he was drunk, based on stupid motions Aziraphale did, while also drunk. When they were sitting at the bookshop some time later, as a mother with her child walked in and the child asked to pet snake-Crowley while flossing, they've promised themselves not to drink again. This lasted about a week.
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By *very* popular demand, Fortnite dances are now in Crowley’s Hall of Shame!
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Crowley invented selfies to have an excuse to tenderly press his cheek against Aziraphale's in the name of "getting both of them in the shot."
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Crowley invented: trigonometry
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I swear he looks like my uncle
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so you know how you have your neatly-wrapped earbuds, move them around the slightest bit, and then 0.0005 seconds later they're a big tangled mess? yeah, you can thank Crowley for that one
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Aziraphale invented: Butterscotch
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Crowley invented: clever one-liners
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Crowley invented: conversation
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Aziraphale invented: pie
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crowley did the tumblr tiddy ban
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Crowley invented: soy sauce packet
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Crowley invented: eye liner
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