ineffablecrankshaft

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Anytime Trebs ✨🧡

Ah yes tumblrrr

Tumblr: *exists*

Damn I should feed you some time shouldn't I? 👀

Here, take this adorable fanatical vision of the irrepressible @trebol-negro, rendered by yours truly.

Gravity Omens? Ineffable Falls? Ineffeballs? Yes... Yes, Ineffeballs

Love and kisses,

Crank "I Ate'nt Dead" Shaft xoxo

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Ah yes tumblrrr

Tumblr: *exists*

Damn I should feed you some time shouldn't I? 👀

Here, take this adorable fanatical vision of the irrepressible @trebol-negro, rendered by yours truly.

Gravity Omens? Ineffable Falls? Ineffeballs? Yes... Yes, Ineffeballs

Love and kisses,

Crank "I Ate'nt Dead" Shaft xoxo

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Good Omens After Dark, a great example of rational, inclusive, grown up fandom space. No we don't do drama, but we do do justice. And boats. And occasionally, a chocolate bun.

That's probably why so many wonderful (the thoughtful, inclusive, kind type) creators hang out there, too

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Hi all! How about some positive energy?

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility!

Here’s a list of some of the amazing Trans Creators we have over here on GOAD and their socials. You can also find loads of trans themed works on AO3 as well! To the World 🏳️‍⚧️🥂

@gahellhimself-blog — whom you may know from his incredible comic Teach-Me (featuring trans Crowley) and so much more incredible art! (Find him on Patreon and Instagram!)

Terraific — who has written some lovely prose as a longstanding member of the writers guild! (Find them on AO3!)

@e-rated-beardo — if you haven’t noticed the regular reblogs on our account on beardo’s fic, Scorn and the Saintmaker, (featuring trans Aziraphale), then you should go check it out, it comes with delicious art! (Find him on AO3!)

@randomshitwithwinter — we recommend you take a look at his latest WIP, Are you a mic pack? which also features trans Aziraphale and the joys of being out! (Find him on AO3!)

And finally, seamstrex_divine42 (aka, midwestern_gothic) who is working through his very first WIP with the GOAD Writers Guild, The Isolated System a post S2 rebellion epic fic filled with Heavenly world building and conspiracies. Keep an eye on our tumblr for their posts!

We strongly recommend and adore all of our GOAD creators in the trans community! 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 In addition  to supporting these creators, we invite others to share their works featuring trans characters and themes in support of this day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Hi all! How about some positive energy?

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility!

Here’s a list of some of the amazing Trans Creators we have over here on GOAD and their socials. You can also find loads of trans themed works on AO3 as well! To the World 🏳️‍⚧️🥂

@gahellhimself-blog — whom you may know from his incredible comic Teach-Me and so much more incredible art! (Find him on Patreon and Instagram!)

Terraific — who has written some lovely prose as a longstanding member of the writers guild! (Find them on AO3!)

@e-rated-beardo — if you haven’t noticed the regular reblogs on our account on beardo’s fic, Scorn and the Saintmaker, (featuring trans Aziraphale), then you should go check it out, it comes with delicious art! (Find him on AO3!)

@randomshitwithwinter — we recommend you take a look at his latest WIP, Are you a mic pack? which also features trans Aziraphale and the joys of being out! (Find him on AO3!)

And finally, seamstrex_divine42 (aka, midwestern_gothic) who is working through his very first WIP with the GOAD Writers Guild. Keep an eye on our tumblr for their posts!

We strongly recommend and adore all of our GOAD creators in the trans community! 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 In addition  to supporting these creators, we invite others to share their works featuring trans characters and themes in support of this day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

[ineffablecrankshaft]

⚡️⏰Friday I’m In Love [PODFIC]⏰⚡️

Chapters 3-4

Chapters 3-4 of Friday I’m in Love by my amazing and talented friend, u/blackjeans93 from @goodomensafterdark !

Fic Summary:

Due to unwelcome news given to him by Aziraphale, Crowley accidentally breaks time. How can he fix it? And more to the point - does he really want to?

Listen from Chapter 3!

Or

🎧⚡️⏰Start from the Beginning!⏰⚡️🎧

I will update with 2 chapters every week!

Featuring more incredible theme music by the lovely @paperclipninja and sexy cover art by the very Eff-able @ineffablecrankshaft

🖤An eternal time-loop of gratitude to my wonderful beta listeners, @firstvisittoearth @theonewiththeshippinggoogles and @wingsofopal 🖤

Pst! If you enjoy the pod, definitely give Jeans’ original fic some kudos too! Please also support her on her patreon!

@whickberstreetwriters

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Oh! the boopening!

Oooh! Ooh boop me my body is ready! I also offer this important NGK Crowley update for the fandom. Boop that snek!

Here he is in all is usual glory for all your good omens reaction needs too - made for all the @goodomensafterdark goblins to yeet lovingly at our creators 💖

Booooop!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Time to breathe.

Okay, now that the night has passed, I would like to say a few words on the subject.

Fair warning: I don't share the opinion that a lot of people seem to have on the Good Omens season 3 news.

Thank you to @ineffablecrankshaft for this darling of an artwork <3

A surprising amount of people seem to have entered fandom life with Good Omens, so here is a word coming from somebody who has been in fandoms for 20 years:

Fandoms don't need the source material to continue forever, neither do they need an ending to be satisfactory. What they need is to keep passionate.

Examples: Harry Potter and Naruto are two vibrant fandoms still, despite the source material being over for years and years now, and despite the bad feelings that might be attached to them (the author's views for the first one, and the ending being unsatisfactory to a lot of people for the second one).

Since the very first inklings of "oh my god it might be cancelled", I was seeing people panicking; and I understand. It is jarring to receive the news of such a risk after having had the confirmation of renewal. And I get it, it is jarring to learn that we're getting 90 minutes instead of 6 one-hour episodes.

But 90 minutes aren't nothing. With 90 minutes, you can have a whole plot; and we already have 2 seasons of plot that this film will be continuing on. I would in fact tend to even say that this is good. It will allow for an ending with a bang, and it is in keeping with the endings of a lot of stories in the recent years; it feels honestly right to me to do so.

We will be fine, the fandom will be fine.

Stories end. Some don't get the luck to be ended properly; a lot of them, actually, don't get that chance. We're getting something, for one, and at the end of the day the fandom is still there.

The community won't poof into inexistence; this story will come to an end, maybe at a faster pace than expected, but I have no doubt we will find what we need in it.

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Crazy GOAD Writers guild at it again for all your Halloween smut needs 👻

Aziraphale and Crowley’s Spooktacular Adventure!

The Spooky Choose Your Own Adventure features works from 30 r/GoodOmen’sAfterDark Writers and Artists. This collaborative *Effort* is months in the making and includes over 50 unique stories for readers to explore. We have something for everyone! There's spookiness, horror, feelings, smut (OK, there's a *lot* of smut) and so many endings! Bad Endings, Sad Endings, Funny Endings and lots and lots of Happy Endings. Sit back, strip off, relax, strap ~~on~~ in, lube up and get ready for a Spooktacular Halloween Adventure!

Excerpt

It was a dark and foggy night. The Bentley’s headlights cast long shadows across the withered trees as the car sped along the winding road. They’d been driving for quite some time, several hours at least. The Bentley’s boot was full of new acquisitions from a particularly lucrative estate auction. Aziraphale had even managed to secure a copy of ‘Magia Naturalis’ with only the assistance of a very minor, some would perhaps say frivolous, miracle. Crowley remained sceptical of Aziraphale’s motives; he worried that the angel was looking to restart his magic act.   The terrain became less familiar the longer Crowley drove.   “We’re lost, aren’t we?” Aziraphale said from the passenger seat.   “I don’t get lost, angel,” Crowley snapped, glancing down at his phone to see a complete lack of any signal. He couldn’t help but notice the date though. “31st of October, of course it’s bloody Halloween.”   “All Hallows Eve… we are lost on the spookiest night of the year!” Aziraphale huffed, holding on for dear life as the car jerked to the left around a sharp bend in the road. Aziraphale’s corporation lurched into Crowley with an audible oof.   The blur of trees suddenly stopped and revealed a dark expanse. Up ahead, a tiny golden light stood out amidst the sea of black. As the Bentley’s engine roared down the road, the headlights illuminated a lone manor house.   “Crowley,” Aziraphale said, his voice suddenly urgent. “Stop the car!”

Continue reading here

With thanks to our writers and artists!

@onedappercat

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles

@riverstyx125

@doonarose

@dbacklot99

Puddinpocalypse

@janara7

@nosferatini

@mageofthepeople

@groovynightstrawberry

Blue_Rose_1066

@wiblywoblytimeywimey754

@goatmeal-craisin

@theravenmuse

sensiblesquirrels

Noorose93

@pineappleonbread

@tawnyontumblr

@isiaiowin

@ad-astrah

@nightshiftcaffiene

The Cortex

@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

@the-ineffable-dance

Glitteringrock

@fuzzygoblin

@orangejuiceinmyshoe

@ineffablecrankshaft

@c0smicdisaster

And to our amazing beta readers!

@seraphcrowley

@totheendtimes

@moderndayklutz

Noorose93

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles

@wiblywoblytimeywimey754

Glitteringrock

@spectrallydistracted

@ireallyneedmoretea

@smitten-like-anything

The Cortex

Thanks to the wonderful @goodomensafterdark for making this collaboration possible! Enjoy the companion Bingo Card and reblog with what you've found on your journey!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

AHH voracious little bunch our chattering order 💕💖 🎧

Well, fuck.

Find them all on our AO3 collection!

And we even have an AO3 sub-collection for our podfics! A little over 110 works!

And also an AO3 sub-collection for our poems! A little over 110 works are in it!!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

WingZ Magazine - Issue 02 (SwimZ!) has arrived!

It's finally here! Just in time for the end of Summer! (shhh...)

We did it again, folks! We produced an absolute banger of a magazine!

Read here:

WingZ Magazine Issue 02 - SwimZ!

Links to the previous issue:

Moblie Friendly WingZ - 01 | Print Quality WingZ - 01

Please follow and support these amazing creators - there were so many wonderful goblins who helped put this extraordinary effort together! Congratulations and thanks to everyone!

Credits below the cut:

Art from @ineffablecrankshaft @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @afterdarkchef @trebol-negro @isiaiowin

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles @the-comfy-witch @theonevoice @orangejuiceinmyshoe @c0smicdisaster

@onedappercat @commentdismal @kiripin-art @christophjpg @bilaudad

@daneecastle @vavoom-sorted-art @thescholarlystrumpet as well as u/Blue_McFly, u/BJs4Bildad and u/catartkd from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Writing from @theravenmuse @tipofthehat665 @sixbynine-da @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @onedappercat

@bentley-after-dark @floscrap-blog @doonarose @whatareyou42 @its-unapologetic-apathy

@fuzzygoblin @ineffablyruined @depressedpenguin2 @featheredboaconstrictor @thenerdalert

@lemon-tart-221 as well as u/NegotiationReal6508 and u/Busy24-7 from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Final layout, wrangling, and recruiting by the editorial staff @saucysmutpigeon @nosferatini and u/soggyfritter from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

If you'd like a chance to participate in future issues of WingZ Magazine, come join the fun on at GoodOmensAfterDark on Reddit!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Trebol just has the most gorgeous style 🐍 💕

Fanfic and podfic covers for A.Z. Fellatio Stars in: A Dark and Porny Night Out (and in, and out and in again)

A birthday gift for @goodomensafterdark 's mod u/soggyfritter

Fanfic version

Written by: @theravenmuse @goatmeal-craisin @kotias @theonewiththeshippinggoogles @whatareyou42 @isiaiowin @mrscakeishere

Podic version

Narrated by: @outrageousring5655 @ineffablecrankshaft @nosferatini

My Ko-fi

[ineffablecrankshaft]

@goodomensafterdark you bring out the animal in me...

To celebrate the burfday of @goodomensafterdark DomMod @soggyfritter, this story was written and then, if you can believe it, recorded so that it can be enjoyed experienced in multiple formats. It was my great honor to narrate this cracksmut and witness the glorious vocal talents of @nosferatini and @ineffablecrankshaft as they brought these characters to life, for your aural pleasure. We do not advise listening to this in public, near the young, or those with sensitive constitutions. Only the most well seasoned, depraved and I dare say open-minded connoisseurs of audio smut should proceed.

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Oooh Saucy Crows.... That's giving me a lot of joy right there that is.... Oi @vavoom-sorted-art, @gleafer, @bea-n-art @daneecastle @afterdarkchef show us you sneaky peakies

Sneak peek for pride charity poster art

All proceedings go to The Trevor Project

Some of us goblins from @goodomensafterdark are giving away a pride-themed poster featuring your favorite angel and demon!

. . . . . .

If you want to enter the raffle follow the instructions on this post

1. Go make a donation here

2. E-mail to pigeon@wingzmag.com a copy of your receipt plus your reddit user to enter the raffle

3. That's it! You can donate whatever amount you feel like. There will be a total of 5 winners who will get a poster!

. . . . . .

The final piece will be done by @wingsofopal @gleafer @ineffablecrankshaft @bea-n-art @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @vavoom-sorted-art @daneecastle @afterdarkchef @saucysmutpigeon and me!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Duuucks! Sneak peek ducks 🦆🌈🦆

Sneak peek for pride charity poster art

All proceedings go to The Trevor Project

Some of us goblins from @goodomensafterdark are giving away a pride-themed poster featuring your favorite angel and demon!

. . . . . .

If you want to enter the raffle follow the instructions on this post

1. Go make a donation here

2. E-mail to pigeon@wingzmag.com a copy of your receipt plus your reddit user to enter the raffle

3. That's it! You can donate whatever amount you feel like. There will be a total of 5 winners who will get a poster!

. . . . . .

The final piece will be done by @wingsofopal @gleafer @ineffablecrankshaft @bea-n-art @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @vavoom-sorted-art @daneecastle @afterdarkchef @saucysmutpigeon and me!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Trevor! I forgot to the thing! Here's my sneaky peek... 👀

It way a Thursday in June, when a @saucysmutpigeon came to me, wreathed in Ham and shrouded in rainbows and said..."You there boy, what day is this?"

And I said "COOL A TALKING PIGEON!"

And he said. "Quiet You, and make some coffee as we have an important meeting with some very IMPORTANT artists of the GOAD Variety. They gather here to raise money and kick ass"

"What You mean Like @gleafer @vavoom-sorted-art , @daneecastle , @bea-n-art , @trebol-negro, @wingsofopal, @and-his-hands-were-24-crows AND @afterdarkchef ?! To make a POSTER? With ONE OF A KIND Art? From ALL of the ABOVE? featuring THE INEFFABLES? TO RAISE MONEY FOR LGBT YOUTH? And you will post 5 winners a physical printed copy as long they follow the instructions in the much more informative post by Trebol?"

I mean whom could deny his little face...

I even got to draw a thing too!

Okay @goodomensafterdark - yeet us! By the power of rainbows, After Dark artists Assemble!

Sneak peek for pride charity poster art

All proceedings go to The Trevor Project

Some of us goblins from @goodomensafterdark are giving away a pride-themed poster featuring your favorite angel and demon!

. . . . . .

If you want to enter the raffle follow the instructions on this post

1. Go make a donation here

2. E-mail to pigeon@wingzmag.com a copy of your receipt plus your reddit user to enter the raffle

3. That's it! You can donate whatever amount you feel like. There will be a total of 5 winners who will get a poster!

. . . . . .

The final piece will be done by @wingsofopal @gleafer @ineffablecrankshaft @bea-n-art @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @vavoom-sorted-art @daneecastle @afterdarkchef @saucysmutpigeon and me!

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Masters of Snex

A Sparkly GOAD Pride Gift Exchange art for the illustrious @fuzzygoblin, one of @goodomensafterdark's finest purveyor of Snaky goodness in the written form - not to mention some other Cracking Fics which you can Check out >>Right Here!<< ✨🏳‍🌈🌈

[ineffablecrankshaft]

Do you need a gerbil Vampire Martini? ❤️

🎧Someone is Calling Him Shorewards🎧

Podfic by @nosferatini

PODFIC COMPLETE!

🎧Listen to the FINAL Chapter!

Or start from the Beginning!

Listeners Beware!

Here be the complete podfic of the haunting, heart-wrenching masterpiece written by @harlotofupdog !

A few notes:

I survived!😮‍💨 (Or did I? …Cue thunder…) But I couldn’t have done it without the Storm Jazz (previously Storm Jizz) support group. What started around harlot’s second published chapter as an emotional support group for the fic eventually morphed into a vast network of conspiracy theorists, support ducks, gerbils in trenchoats and the treacherous @ineffablecrankshaft producing what is surely the most devastating piece of art to ever fall before my eyes (I’m still mad at you!) to help (supposedly) everyone cope not only through the fic, but through the angst relapse of an entire podfic (sorry guys!)

You can check out Crank’s dark humored [censored foul language] art at the very end of the podfic by scrolling down, but I recommend you form your own opinion first. As harlot would say, there are no wrong interpretations.

I was blessed with an incredible musician and a series of custom heartbreaking artworks in @paperclipninja and @wingsofopal respectively, as well as a ferryboat full of beta listeners who have helped catch all the little glitches and improvements that I couldn’t have done without. Thanks to everyone for weathering the storm with me… I couldn’t have done it alone 😉 (cue *You can’t do it alone* in Anathema’s voice)

(Check out @wingsofopal On Instagram!)

If you like the podfic, don’t forget to give love to the original fic here: Someone is Calling Him Shorewards (AO3)

Eternal gratitude to @goodomensafterdark’s Chattering Order and the @whickberstreetwriters for their emotional and creative support during the production of this podfic!