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Premise: the Avengers are hit with a love spell and everyone falls disproportionately in love with Sam… only to realize later that half the team was already genuinely in love with Sam
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your desire to write the same trope over and over again
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my desire to read the same trope over and over again
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Underworld: Vampires and Lycans
So I watched a few of the Underworld movies and they made me think about a few things.
When vampires heal they don't scar (this applies to most vampires I figure). So if someone who happened to have scars became a vampire, would their scars disppear? If not, were someone to cut along the scars on said vampire, would the healed skin no longer be scarred?
On a more specific note, they say on the first movie that no one has been bitten by both lycan and vampire and survived. In that case, if a vampire wanted to kill a lycan (or vice versa), they would only need to bite. Unless that is specific to humans, which I think is unlikely because the moment Erika saw Michael had been bitten, she resorted to calling him lycan instead of human and Selene seemed really hesitant to belive he could be bitten by a vampire and survive. So it seems that lycans and vampires are constantly creating weapons to kill each other when a simple bite would do the trick. I considered that maybe that applied only to lycans that hadn't changed into lycan form before and that would make more sense, maybe.
Another thing that bothers me is the possibility that Lucian didn't have to die. He had injected himself with Michael's blood so it would stand to reason that Selene could have bitten him and he wouldn't die, right? And even if he couldn't become a hybrid, it wouldn't hurt to try since he was already dying. He was shot with a silver nitrate bullet, but then again so was Michael. Maybe the silver nitrate had been in his blood stream for too long and there was no hope, but I still think Selene should have at least considered biting him, he didn't deserve to die.
Also why are the lycans dressed so slutty?
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✨u guys! i did it! i opened my shop✨
i will now be selling prints of some of my drawings and paintings, as well as patches, hoodies(sold out before i had a chance to post this lmao), and tote bags! ahh!
im celebrating by doing a giveaway! i’ll randomly pick one winner to give a copy of each of the prints currently in the shop (shown below) + 2 hannigram patches + a little sketch commission!
rules:
u must reblog to enter! likes do not count. u can reblog as many times as u want! (1 reblog = 1 entry)
a follow is not necessary but would be v appreciated
no giveaway blogs pls!
keep ur inboxes/dms open. if the winner does not reply in 48 hr, i will choose a new winner! sorry!
i will ship anywhere, babey!
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 18TH 2019
sketch rules:
i will draw both canon characters and ocs(ocs must have refs tho), gore, soft core kink stuff
i will not draw super nsfw stuff, mecha, anthro, anything illegal obvi
check some of these links out if u want! and good luck! 💖
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#MadsDay - 8th November
So in Japan, Death Stranding, Arctic and At Eternity’s Gate ALL come out in the same day, so Japan are having a ‘Mads Day’ and I thought, we could make this a worldwide thing right?
I was thinking:
Rewatches/livetweeting of fave Mads stuff
Fan Art Bloom
Sharing con meetings/experiences
and whatever you like really…
All with the hashtag!
Let me know what you think! I think it would be cool, (Mads’ 54th Birthday would be the 22nd)
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Why is he so fcking cute?
nbc hannibal (29/?)
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TODAY IS THE DAY.
MISHAPOCALYPSE HAS STARTED.
WE’RE GOING TO OWN TUMBLR.
THEY MUST FEAR US.
BECAUSE WE’RE NEVER GONNA STOP.
THE WORLD IS OURS.
AND WILL ALWAYS BE OURS.
HAPPY MISHAPOCALYPSE.
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the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard
werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF
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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?
Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’
To wit: mature.
He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.
God, he’d never been this hungry.
Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.
Explicit:
The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–
Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…
Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.
He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.
Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.
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me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!
trans person: i like gender tho
me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!
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i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 dumbass
looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am
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