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I will start sobbing violently no one look at me

Poem by Natalie Wee

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Returning to Tumblr to put my paddle in and say that the ship name for Tumblr X ao3 should be Anything But Vanilla (on account of the vanilla essence fiasco and ao3 being.. well, ao3)

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first round of ourthur doodles !!!

we’ve revisited the tattoo artist/florist holy ghosts with the owners of Lester & Doe Coffee Co !! John’s a very very good barista and Arthur is THE bitchiest boss imaginable. also the boys on the subway, and Oscar’s newfie making another appearance <333

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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chess getting a huge update i see

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meme from my friend lol

Don’t even need to ask, they’ll let you know😭

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Hello all. In order to get the best results for FFS I need to go to my precious surgeon so he can finish off what he started in 2023. However I need to raise £8k 🫠 I’m so so determined to save money but if you would pls consider sharing my Kofi or buying a commission from me I’d be eternally grateful. Many thanks!

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Canonical Assigner of the Magnus Institute

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)

he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.

he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.

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