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Prompt #32

It's their first time together, something Crowley has fantasised about for millennia.

He never thought that the day his dream would come true he would take Aziraphale's massive cock down his throat so hard, that he winds up rupturing his oesophagus.

It's a good thing he's a demon and could miracle the damage away; otherwise, that would have made for quite an interesting ER visit.

He did have to sit through a bitchy one-hour lecture from a worried Aziraphale though.

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Prompt #31

The five times Aziraphale get himself in trouble on purpose, and the one time it's purely accidental.

No matter, Crowley's there to save him anyway.

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Prompt #30

The five times Crowley propositioned Aziraphale, and the one time Aziraphale propositioned Crowley instead.

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Prompt #29

The five times they pretended to be married throughout the ages, and the one time they actually are.

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Prompt #28

"I can feel you in there," He whispered against the other's lips, grinding down with a shudder, a gasp filling the barely there space between their lips. "Filling everything I never knew was empty."

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Prompt #27

A year after Aziraphale returned to heaven, Crowley is still trying to cope with losing him. That evening, for the first time since Aziraphale left, Crowley's Aziraphale's-in-trouble senses tingled, sending him to the floor in pain

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Prompt #26

Do you believe in the afterlife?

Aziraphale didn't. At least, not until he woke up to find a demon in the middle of his bookshop one evening.

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Prompt #25

Demons and angels are on opposite sides, it's a story as old as time. The same can be said for Crowley and Aziraphale.

That was until Crowley pitched the idea to overhaul heaven and hell and change the status quo.

As much as Crowley believes it is a necessary thing to do, will he be able to convince the stubborn angel that it's a good idea, though?

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Prompt #24

Crowley was on a deadline.

It started when Adam and Warlock announced they would be getting married and gave Aziraphale an ultimatum; he had half a year to find himself a significant other to attend their wedding with or they would be finding one for him.

Now, Crowley had half a year to get Aziraphale to fall in love with him unless he wanted to risk seeing his Angel with someone else.

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Prompt #23

Crowley is a detective well-known for his success in solving even the most difficult of cases. One day, Crowley is approached by Michael and Gabriel, who wish to hire him to find their missing younger brother, Aziraphale.

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Prompt #22

Crowley was not seeking love. He didn't believe in it either. That was something that everyone who knew him knew about.

Then he met Aziraphale, and that quickly changed.

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Prompt #21

The season has begun and Aziraphale is tasked by his elder siblings with finding a suitable wife out of the many eligible ladies that season to be the lady of the estate he had inherited upon their parents' passing.

Unfortunately for Aziraphale, while he might not have found a suitable lady to run the estate, he sure seems to have found a gent with pretty eyes and flaming red hair that stole his heart.

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Hi!:)

Just to be sure, would you mind if i wrote a prompt featuring what might happen after your story of prompt number 9? It would be something friendly, nothing creepy. I can send it to you before rebloging. I might not do it any time soon but I d rather ask now:)

Have a nice evening

Hello, thank you for reaching out!

To answer your question, all the posts on that blog are prompts made with the hope of inspiring others, and thus, they are made for others to use. If any prompt inspired you to create even in the slightest, please go ahead and do it.

My only rule is that this blog is given credit for it if a prompt is used. Other than that, let your creativity soar!

I hope you have a nice evening too :3

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Prompt #20

After Aziraphale leaves for heaven, Crowley finds himself transported into a universe similar to theirs, but where Aziraphale is a human.

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Prompt #19

A few years before armageddon, Aziraphale did something stupid. He wanted assurance. Assurance that everything he owned would end up in Crowley's hands if he were to, hopefully never, be destructed.

He falsified a contract that set Crowley up as his spouse, with both his and Crowley's signature, and submitted it to the government.

After the armageddon that didn't happen, Crowley somehow found out about it.

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Prompt #18

Not long after Aziraphale goes back to heaven, Crowley finds himself coughing up flowers.

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Prompt #17

Crowley heads to the bookshop to pick Aziraphale up for one of their agreed-upon lunches, only to find the bookshop a mess, with books strewn all over the place, furniture ruined, and Aziraphale missing.