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going thru old iphone notes. this ones a keeper
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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think
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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
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my pet white boy has been exhibitting signs of stress, punching holes in walls, and now he won't even finish a full monster. time for vet?
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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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