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It's kinda scary how much people trust me. ❞ ☠ 『 indie, literate, semi-selective/semi-private Izaya Orihara of DRRR!! Written By Tsuki [Aly] Est. 09/12/2017 autoplay warning 』
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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“Repo! The Genetic Opera” sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“It’s gonna be a bloodbath.”
“Stand up, don’t be shy!”
“Let the monster rise.”
“I would rather be blind.”
“I can’t feel nothing at all.”
“He won’t bother to write or to phone you, he’ll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!”
“My legacy is not up to my genes.”
“I must be brave.”
“I didn’t know I’d love you so much.”
“Why are my genetics such a bitch?”
“Your designer heart still beats with common blood.”
“All I need is surgery.”
“Bring it on, you cheap imposter.”
“I don’t take lip from a slut.”
“I can go out with a bang.”
“Industrialisation has crippled the globe.”
“Testify!”
“Can you come down, please, so we can speak.”
“Paint your ass like a Rembrandt! Ha! You like that?”
“All you have to do is pull the trigger.”
“All you ever told me, every word, is a lie.”
“I remember…”
“I am the monster.”
“Pray he never comes knocking at your door…”
“Don’t show your face to me. You’re disgusting.”
“My liver was wrecked, but now I can drink whatever I want!”
“State your business.”
“Flesh is weak. Blood is cheap.”
“I will find a hole and fuck it.”
“Did you take your medicine?”
“What’s this, rat piss?”
“You want the world for nothing.”
“It could change your life, that’s for sure.”
“I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compare me to a corpse.”
“So you think you’ve got heart? So you think you’ve got balls?”
“State your business. What do you want?”
“Accidents don’t end in murder.”
“You’ve exceeded all my plans.”
“Happiness is not a warm scalpel.”
“Thanks for the disease!”
“Didn’t I say the world was cruel? Didn’t I?”
“I wish we could’ve watched together.”
“I just want to get my cure.”
“Mark it up!”
“Who ordered pizza? I could sure go for a slice!”
“I saw you at the show, I thought I’d seen a ghost.”
“I am only living out a lie.”
“Please, it’s not my place.”
“Someone’s gonna hang if I don’t get my coffee!”
“In you is a world of promise…”
“I’m infected.”
“I’ll be the laughing stock of the stage!”
“Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on.”
“Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were.”
“This makeover came for a small added fee.”
“These eyes can do more than see…”
“It’s quick, it’s clean, and it’s pure…”
“A month later, I was turning tricks.”
“I’ll hook you up later. Just help me down.”
“I don’t think that I can be fixed.”
“It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it.”
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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                                    『 ❝ some days I feel like I should leave this town. it’s so                                            boring now. ❞ 』
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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            ❝ So you can THROW me to the WOLVES                             Tomorrow I will come back, leader of the whole pack                                                                                     Beat me BLACK and BLUE ❞
                                         EVERY WOUND WILL SHAPE ME                                     EVERY SCAR WILL BUILD MY THRONE
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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Attacked [sentence starters]
Monster-themed for the most part, but feel free to change ‘it’ pronouns to something else for a humanoid villain.
“Settle down, you’re safe now.” “Who hurt you? WHAT hurt you?” “I don’t know what it was that attacked me.” “Did you see what they looked like?” “Please, help me. I’m hurt.” “All I remember are teeth and a whole lot of pain.” “I was sure I was going to die.” “I would be dead if you hadn’t found me.” “What the hell was that thing?!” “Oh god, please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead.” “I don’t want to think what would have happened if you didn’t show up.” “Do you have any idea what did this to you?” “Was it an animal? A person?” “It all happened so fast.” “Stop screaming, I’m not the one who hurt you!” “You’ll be alright, just calm down and tell me what happened.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” “I’m not sure it was even human.” “That looks like it hurt.” “Help is coming. Just stay calm.” “Don’t just stand there, help me!” “You’re lucky I came by when I did, or else you’d be dead.” “You shouldn’t be out here alone.” “Wh-where am I? What happened to me?” “You never know what might be prowling around out here.” “Why would anyone want to attack you?” “Hey, can you hear me? Are you alright?” “A-am I going to die?” “We have to go before it comes back!” “I don’t even know why it left me alive.” “I-I need a doctor. Please.” “Damn, it looks like you pissed off a grizzly bear.” “It was you. You did this to me!” “Do you think it’ll come back?” “I-I didn’t get a good look at it.” “It’s okay, I’ll help you. Just don’t try to move.” “How do you know so much about monsters?” “You need to learn how to protect yourself.” “Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t torn to shreds.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared in my life.” “You’re not going to die. I’ll make sure of it.” “Whatever happens to me, make sure the one who did this pays the price.”
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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*: ・゚✧   interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
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infcbrcker-blog · 6 years ago
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            ❝ So you can THROW me to the WOLVES                             Tomorrow I will come back, leader of the whole pack                                                                                     Beat me BLACK and BLUE ❞
                                         EVERY WOUND WILL SHAPE ME                                     EVERY SCAR WILL BUILD MY THRONE
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infcbrcker-blog · 7 years ago
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            『 tell me, do you like pretty guys? yes? okay, then what about this? do                 you like pretty guys with knives? or, do you like pretty guys with knives,                 a weird love for the human race, and his own twisted little agenda?                 if you answered yes to any or all of the above, then let me introduce                 you.                 this is a brand spanking new Izaya Orihara blog from Durarara!!                 who is looking for some wonderful RP partners. if you’re interested                 in playing with him, could you please LIKE and / or REBLOG this                 post? even just to spread it around? I would really appreciate it. I                 look forward to playing with you all. 』
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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Non-verbal meme: affection
I’m going to try to make a series of non-verbal memes based on emotions/relationships because there just aren’t enough memes for those muses who can’t talk/don’t talk much. Feel free to add context/flavor text around the meme itself and alter pronouns as needed. upset
Platonic
[muse a] ruffles [muse b]’s hair.
[muse a] leans on [muse b]’s shoulder.
[muse a] wraps an arm around [muse b]’s shoulders/waist.
[muse a] hugs [muse b].
[muse a] runs their fingers through [muse b]’s hair.
[muse a] braids/brushes/plays with [muse b]’s hair.
[muse a] boops [muse b]’s nose.
[muse a] pokes [muse b]. (feel free to specify where)
[muse a] pats [muse b]’s shoulder/back.
[muse a] pats [muse b]’s cheek.
[muse a] pinches [muse b]’s cheeks.
[muse a] pets [muse b].
[muse a] grins/smiles at [muse b].
[muse a] falls asleep on [muse b].
Romantic/closer platonic
[muse a] kisses [muse b].
[muse a] pats [muse b]’s ass.
[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s nose.
[muse a] sits on [muse b]’s lap.
[muse a] pulls [muse b] onto their lap.
[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s cheek.
[muse a] holds [muse b].
[muse a] touches their forehead to [muse b]’s.
[muse a] pulls [muse b] into their bath.
[muse a] listens to [muse b]’s heartbeat.
[muse a] leans into [muse b].
[muse a] cuddles up to [muse b].
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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Touch Starved Meme
My muse is touch starved, send one for your muse to-
❤️ - Hug my muse from behind 👏 - Ruffle my muse’s hair ✋️ - Hold my muse’s hand 💪 - Pick my muse up 👆- playfully poke my muse ✍️ - Write something on my muse 💋 - Kiss my muse on the cheek 😏 - Playfully headbutt my muse 😝 - Lick my muse 😙 - Cover my muse in multiple kisses 🖐 - Give my muse a backrub 💤 - Cuddle up to my muse 😶 - Quietly lean against my muse 👃- Boop my muse on the nose ✊️- Playfully punch my muse 🙌 - Playfully shove my muse 😖 - Bury their face in my muse’s chest
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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            『 tell me, do you like pretty guys? yes? okay, then what about this? do                 you like pretty guys with knives? or, do you like pretty guys with knives,                 a weird love for the human race, and his own twisted little agenda?                 if you answered yes to any or all of the above, then let me introduce                 you.                 this is a brand spanking new Izaya Orihara blog from Durarara!!                 who is looking for some wonderful RP partners. if you’re interested                 in playing with him, could you please LIKE and / or REBLOG this                 post? even just to spread it around? I would really appreciate it. I                 look forward to playing with you all. 』
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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INDIE ANRI SONOHARA FROM THE DRRR!! SERIES. ( also BNHA verse based // penned by Gwyn)      The girl who possesses the demon sword, Saika. 
1.an organism which lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other’s expense. 
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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‘ello there durarara and fandoms alike, this is a new blog for heiwajima shizou ── a violent tempered, super human strength possessing, bottle blond bodyguard who is just trying to live a peaceful life but is failing miserably at it. if you’d be interested in interacting with shizou and me ( i ? ) then how about you give this a nice like or a hearty reblog so i can come and give you a follow in return? this blog is crossover and oc friendly, semi - selective and all that other jazz.
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …
[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 
[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 
[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 
[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 
[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 
[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 
[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 
[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 
[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  
[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  
[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 
[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 
[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 
[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 
[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 
[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 
[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 
[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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"I would _______ you if I had the chance"
I might regret this but anon me your answer :3
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infcbrcker-blog · 8 years ago
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The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)
Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.
Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)
Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)
A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)
The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.
A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)
Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.
It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?
Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.
Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.
Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?
Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.
Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).
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