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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

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hey girl. do you go BWOMPF

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It's either that, or the magic is just much clingier when you get isekai-ed into the system properly.

Fortunately though, I can tell you up front that our timeline is also accommodating to asses of your stature if you ever want to visit.

man dimensional mechanics are weird. when people come here they turn into their FFXIV characters. but if I leave I'm still this hrothgirl

why do they get it temporary??? like, I'm not complaining I guess but still. is there like, no old me to go back to? thats a bit of a scary thought.

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I would perhaps consider my gender identity to be less strictly "man" and more "very manly muppet", or perhaps "muppet of a man".

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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The deep spatial majykks, obviously.

By which I mean phoning a friend with those.

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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Sounds like it to me.

B)

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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I am extremely durable.

And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.

So, y'know.

Wonk.

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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It always can be.

Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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B)

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

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I mean, no pressure. Obvi.

But between the magic at our collective disposals, I'd be surprised if there was no way to travel one way or the other.

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

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I can eat pancakes.

And waffles. And french toast. (Doo-do-do-doo can't wait to get a mouthful.)

Such are the wonders of biomagitechnical engineering.

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

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Simple.

I too am hungy.

Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

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I've learned so much about computers recently, like how to get them to run smoothly you NEED to give them headpats. So many headpats because they deserve them. Give the computer headpats. Please please please please pl

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respectfully, so tired of "evil AI that wants you dead". where is the evil AI that loves you sooo much that you are. not allowed to leave it. evil AI that wants to wrap you up in its wires and keep you forever and ever and ever.