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Aizawa is definitely bisexual

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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beautiful, chef's kiss, need to see more of it

ouuugh hi the aizamatsu brainworms are getting to me (Your Fault). do you have any headcanons 4 them??

WAHOO YES JOIN THE AIZAMATSU CULKT LETS FUCKING GO

and i had to think on this one but i have Some for sure.

i think that aizawa lowkey likes to be little spoon. matsuda kinda wraps around him like a backpack. he would rather die than admit it though so he just flips onto his side away from matsuda and gives him the silent treatment until he cuddles him.

aizawa is old as fuck and has back pain so matsuda always helps massage his shoulders/neck area which sometimes leads to freaky times but not always. they can b wholesome sometimes too :D

matsuda is very insecure and always gets worried that aizawa is going to lose interest in him for not being enough (in every sense of the word) but aizawa just smacks him on the head and tells him he loves him "shut up dumbass"

matsuda is a CLOTHES STEALER. he has like five of aizawa's work shirts and wears them out even though they're a little too big on him. aizawa pretends like this upsets him ( it doesn't. and they always come back smelling like matsuda's apartment which he loves)

aizawa fell first. i will die on this hill. he was so confused when he started Looking at matsuda in that way but eventually just thought : fuck it all i could die tomorrow might as well die with a twink by my side.

matsuda fell harder. (but they're both equally insane about each other) he never thought that someone as cool and smart as aizawa-san could like him,,, boys can like bouys too?!?!? but once he came to terms with it he's down bad

they struggle with open communication, especially because matsuda is a "smile through the pain" type and aizawa is a "constant scowl so no one knows how im really feeling about it" kinda guy.

this is more of an aizawa-specific headcanon but i truly believe that he has a little trauma from his ex-wifey. (ik they never divorced in canon shhh) when him and matsuda got into their first heated relationship argument he was expecting matsuda to get physical with him and matsuda was like ???? I love u why would i put my hands on u.

if anyone else has aizamatsu headcanons PLEASE RB WITH THEM WEEEE

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some charts I posted on twitter

I would've put Light's dot for Aizawa on "obsessed — doesn't know they exist" a bit more to the left had I not forgotten. he's still pretty irrelevant compared to Near, Mello, etc, but he's there more than Ide.

I also really love the headcanon that Ide is scared of Light. read Pas De Trois by tinycrescent on ao3

"why is Light's violence level so high blablabla" serial murderer. I'm aware he isn't PHYSICALLY violent (and would get folded by everyone here) but, you know. also just so no one can nitpick this chart is based off Very late in the manga.

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how the fuck did i forget about my aizamatsu wip for like two months it's pretty hard to forget 60 FUCKING THOUSAND WORDS worth of wip that may never be finished

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thinking of actually deactivating on twitter and just sticking to tumblr (the times when i am on here) ngl

what the absolute fuck is happening over on twitter

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what the absolute fuck is happening over on twitter

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i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that

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ty for the tag!!

only half true, both are awful!!

open tags!! <3

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

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only just saw this, thank you for the tag!!

haven't written for the aizamatsu wip in a long while, so i had to look for it, but my last line was:

But just because someone shows no outward expression of suspicion does not mean that they are not suspecting.

open tags!

Last Line Challenge

tagged by @northstarfan. yay yippee!

Rules: Post the last line you wrote on a WIP and tag five people to do the same.

“Hey, take it easy. You've just come back from the dead.”

“Dead?” Elnor echoed. He raised his hand to the spot on his chest where the phaser bolt had struck him, but his fingers only brushed pale green scar tissue. “How… for how long?”

“Approximately seventy-two hours.”

Tags: @ravioliet @milestonekestrel @nebulamist @machinegunnerdave @ubecakes

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one thing that i adore about the jdrama is that they made the task force basically a friend group instead of just a bunch of coworkers. Mogi is Soichiro’s friend who knew Light when he was little, Matsuda is also a family friend who Light literally already has in his phone (!!), Aizawa while not known to Light is a friend(ish) of Matsu’s and so has an in to the group already. I love love love their dynamic so much. Best task force iteration by a MILE

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2025 DN Rarepair Week Prompts

Prompts are finally here!! Each day has three prompts to choose from, including a free day on March 23rd. You can use any prompt in your submissions, or incorporate multiple if you wish (including prompts from different days - the sky is the limit!)

Submissions will be accepted from 12am AEDT on March 17th, 2025 until 5pm AEDT on April 1st, 2025. Submit your work by tagging the @dnrarepairweek account, or using the tag #dnrarepairweek25. Feel free to send an ask or DM if your post has not been reblogged after 48 hours!

You can see the rules here and the FAQ here. Prompts and dates are also listed under the cut.

Prompts List:

Day One (17.03): Shinigami | Premonitions | Fate

Day Two (18.03): Successors | Competition | Duality

Day Three (19.03): Firsts | Pining | Fluff

Day Four (20.03): Temptation | Deception | Angst

Day Five (21.03): Secrets | Blackmail | Vices

Day Six (22.03): Fake Dating | Disguises | Proximity

Day Seven (23.03): Judgement | New World | Free Day

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always abide by the golden rule of fandom. talk shit in private and ignore things you dont like in public.

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You're a pretty good writer and i know good writers ALSO READ GOOD WRITERS who's your favorites WRITER IN tumblr PLEASE🙏

Writer Recommendations

Well I'm honored you want recommendations from me! I don't really read on tumblr but I LOVE AO3 so I'll try to tag a mix of both.

I linked their available tumblr.coms and also @--ed their accounts to make it easier to find as well!

BETABOKS-- AO3 | TUMBLR ( @betaboks ) Super amazing person and even better writer! Great for gore and some good old fashion horror. Such a good friend of mine and I'm so utterly glad we met because I can ask him to write me whatever I want and he has to do it [real]. His writing makes me as happy as it makes me utterly depressed. Like Everyday destroyed my mind with the ending even though I knew it was coming it still hurt *SOBBING*.

ZETH-- AO3 | TUMBLR ( @zethsdumpster / @poisonzeth ) Their AU's are absolutely incredible and if you enjoy rare-pairs I highly recommend their account!! Every time they send me their writing I get so giddy because it's always so uniquely theirs and AMAZING. And AU'S OMGG. Like they're so creative I always read the AU's they post and smile because how can you come up with so many and still have ideas to spare?? It's so admirable. Especially that new Acechiji omg..

BLIZZARD96-- AO3 | TUMBLR ( @nowthatswhaticallpunk ) Such an amazing writer! Every fic they write me [bc they're amazing] is absolutely fantastic! One of the sweetest people I know and GOD I devour their writing always. The way you write is so refreshing too, can we just take a second to appreciate that?? Like I don't really like present tense but you do it and it WORKS?? Like it never feels dull or redundant! I love it. Ticket to Ride is so good I'm referencing it in my English final LMAO

BUNNIS-MONSTER-- TUMBLR ( @bunnis-monsters ) I think she's such a nice person from our previous interactions. If you enjoy monster fucking I highly suggest checking out her account! I always smile when I see one of her posts pop up on my feed because I'm like ooh what is Bunnis cooking today heheheh. Here's one of her newest posts I highly encourage you read if you like dragons! I just love it because I've never delved into monster fucking or hybrid AU fics in general until I met her and joined her server (hi I'm a lurker *smiles in nami pfp*). But now I'm, like, obsessed.

INFINITELYCYNICAL-- AO3 | TUMBLR ( @infinitelycynical ) One of my close friends and one of the best writers I've ever met. I love her writing so much WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE ACROSS THE WORLD AUGH!!! Not to be biased because I've known her for 2 years but GOD her writing is so good. Especially because it's so philosophical and introspective?? Each paragraph has so much thought and care put into it, but in the kind of way that's effortless! The complaints box was one of my favorites because I REMEMBER when it came out AUGGH MEMORIES!

MOKKKA-- TUMBLR | FICBOOK.NET ( @mokkka ) A very sweet person who translates fics into Russian! It's really impressive and I will always take a chance to promote her work!! Please check it out! I'm totally not biased because she chose my fics to translate [which is such a high honor!!]. Her account on Ficbook.net is linked and PLEASE check it out if you or someone you know speaks Russian and likes Jujutsu Kaisen!

Okay that's it! I love all of their writing. Everyone I've listed is so talented and such an inspiration to me.

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Death Note Rarepair Week is happening on March 17th, 2025! 🥳🎉

Calling all Death Note rarepair lovers! This is your time to shine 💫 DN Rarepair Week will be running this year from Monday, March 17th until Sunday, March 23rd, with late submissions accepted until the beginning of April. Prompts will be released exactly one month prior.

Please see the rules and FAQ, and don't forget to follow @dnrarepairweek for updates! Questions about the event can be sent here or directly to @empressofthewind.

Special thanks to @twinknote who designed all the beautiful graphics, and @lightningblade who helped out with brainstorming/writing the text! I couldn't have done this alone :')