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so it’s been 2 years since i was last on here 👁👄👁

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*hurriedly trying to shove my intestines back into my body* i cant show up like this! im gonna be late!

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Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

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Would Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth win in an arm wrestle?

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“My approach usually is just to look for the emotional truth in the story. You know, regardless of whether it’s a foster kid on the run from the army or about a boy who’s obsessed with Michael Jackson or some vampires living together in a flat in Wellington. I really believe that if you based your story in some sort of emotional authenticity then you’re gonna be okay.”

Happy birthday, Taika Waititi! (August 16th, 1975)

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Who would be best man at the Scarlet Witch and Vision wedding?

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side by side, forever. 

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you’ve already heard of:

“a boy and a girl can be friends without feeling any sexual attraction to each other!”

now get ready for:

“anyone can be friends without feeling sexual attraction to each other. platonic relationships exist. not all lgbt people are attracted to eachother, so please stop acting like gay men/women can’t be close friends without secretely wanting to fuck”

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A S S E M B L E // part II // part I

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When Marvel puts Tom and Mark together so they can now spoil things they know nothing about x

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starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

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pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

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The Avengers (2012) | Thor: Ragnarok (2017)