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Gustave Moreau, The Triumph of Bacchus, c.1875-76. Oil on panel

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Swan and cygnets at Stourhead lake by chris@durham

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everyone clowns on twilight for glittering vampires but HAVE YOU SEEN FROST IN SUNLIGHT? that shit is glistening and glittering and beautiful. god forbid a woman tries to contribute to vampire lore and add a layer of camp.

they’re vampires. they’re freezing cold. let them glisten in the sun like frost on a leaf. fuck you

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Hey, wanna read Twilight and Midnight Sun at the same time rather than back-to-back? (Can't blame you if you don't.)

Here's the order of events by chapter!

Twilight Preface

T & MS Chapter 1: First Sight

T & MS Chapter 2: Open Book

T Ch 3: Phenomenon & MS Ch 3: Risk

MS Ch 4: Visions

T Ch 4 & MS Ch 5: Invitations

T Ch 5 & MS Ch 6: Blood Type

MS Ch 7: Melody

T Ch 6: Scary Stories

T Ch 7: Nightmare & MS Ch 8: Ghost

T Ch 8 & MS Ch 9: Port Angeles

T Ch 9 & MS Ch 10: Theory

T Ch 10 & MS Ch 11: Interrogations

T Ch 11 & MS Ch 12: Complications & MS Ch 13: Another Complication

T Ch 12: Balancing & MS Ch 14: Closer, Ch 15: Probability & Ch 16: The Knot

T Ch 13 & MS Ch 17: Confessions

T Ch 14 & MS Ch 18: Mind Over Matter

MS Ch 19: Home & T Ch 15: The Cullens

T Ch 16 & MS Ch 20: Carlisle

T Ch 17 & MS Ch 21: The Game

T Ch 18 & MS Ch 22: The Hunt

T Ch 19 & MS Ch 23: Goodbyes

MS Ch 24: Ambush & T Ch 20: Impatience

T Ch 21: Phone Call

T Ch 22: Hide-and-Seek & MS Ch 25: Race

T Ch 23: The Angel & MS Ch 26: Blood

MS Ch 27: Chores

MS Ch 28: Three Conversations

T Ch 24: An Impasse & MS Ch 29: Inevitability

MS & T Epilogue: An Occasion

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AU where Bella’s gift is not so much a shield as it is an Uno reverse card

Edward can read everyone’s mind but Bella’s as in canon, but now she can read Edward’s mind

Alice’s visions are blank where she’s concerned (like the werewolves in canon), but Bella can see visions of the future involving Alice, or has visions when she’s around Alice. Jasper’s gift is already kinda 2-way so he can still sense/manipulate her emotions, but she can do it back to him. She can hurt Jane, zap Kate, etc etc

Bella would have the weirdest fucking first day of school anyone has ever had, ever. There’s a voice in her head saying “yeah okay I guess she’s pretty but kind of plain and— wait why can’t I hear her” and then Biology is just. The worst hour of her life. but being Bella she’s just sitting there like

…while Edward plans the death of her and all her classmates right next to her

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found this in my camera roll

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I still don’t understand why they gave Reese‘s puffs human blood instead of animal blood in the series/movie

If they’re like vegetarian shouldn’t they have like started her on the diet early??

Why the fuck did they make Bella DRINK it from a styrofoam cup in order to give it to Reese?? Like did we forget there are other ways to get blood in the body????

Because if you think about it, it’s so counterproductive, cuz then she comes out like a demon baby and she’s trying to like, I don’t know, destroy the local population?!

(I hate that they pull the ‘she’s half human’ card when everyone has genuine concern over Reese diet. Like shes a CHILD she’s not gonna have self control bro even if she’s ‘developing fast’)

I mean, I guess it could be the fact that she was drinking Bella‘s blood but even then I mean…

Shouldn’t Carlisle have noticed like the effects this child was having on Bella??

I mean she was literally looking like a fucking deflated water balloon.

Shouldn’t they know what being slowly drained looks like?? Because their VAMPIRES????

I don’t know. I feel like as a doctor he should’ve noticed that something was happening sooner. Or even connected the dots as to WHY Reese was doing that in the first place??

(Also SUPER HEARING?? You’re telling me they couldn’t hear Reese slurping Bellas blood in the WOMB?!?!)

And even if all I’m saying is wrong somehow, you’re telling me they just couldn’t just give her a blood transfusion and an IV bag?? HELLO?!

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I’m dead

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born to smoke weed in the woods together forced into a supernatural love triangle

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annual rewatch

twilight.

-I've never really noticed how many little details there are just in the opening act. CH really went all fucking out

all the students turning to watch Bella walk by on the first day

the fucking mumble of "No one appreciates the onion" Mr. molina does after the class laughs at the golden onion trophy (I fuckin love this onion)

the Cullen crest try and necklaces and rings, etc. (tight as fuck) ((tho it kinda worryingly makes me question if the non beta-read version of the 50 Shades OG fanfic had a branding scene, tbh))

** addendum, the second day diner scene: the waitress has a shamrock necklace and is very broken up about Waylon's death and I just wanted to point that out, given his kiss me im irish shirt and also!! their earlier exasperated-carer-of-beloved-idiot and said-beloved-idiot vibes in the first diner scene.

- "it's the fluorescents"

maybe edward is such a bad liar because normally he can just look into the other persons mind and see exactly how effective it is at any given moment. or, more likely, simply see what the person most likely assumes or would be open to believing, and he just leans into it hard. trying to make it up from scratch is hard.

which is why he says the whole "adrenaline rush" line with such a fuckin weird fave and tone I'm assuming.

- I want a golden onion. that is all.

- the fact that Waylon's kiss me I'm irish shirt is now Victoria's....

- Donate to the Quileute Tribe's Move to Higher Ground effort.

-I WAS TODAY YEARS DUMB WHEN I REALIZEX ALICE IS THE PITCHER CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TIME IT PERFECTLY WITH THE THUNDER!

this does raise the concerning question of whether or not this Makes No Sense (TM) as I'm like 67% certain that she can only see decided futures? Who decides when the thunder happens? does this imply Thor is real? or that Perun had been killed once again by Veles? or what? is this an example of definite futures set in stone? or does she only know because she's seen all of this due to a vision about say, Carlisle, deciding they would play baseball today when he was watching the local weather station earlier today???

-edward is an idiot if I read the dudes kind and was like oh, he's a tracker, he wants to kill Bella, I would simply rally the family and commit murder then and there.

- I refuse to believe hurting Charlie this way was the only, not least of which the right, choice.

I hate this entire scene. Charlie loves Bella so much and the added earlier scene the Bella (a few days after her father's friend of 30 yes has died) told him that she likes being alone and "must get that from [him]"??!?! I am so missed. Charlie deserved better. he's also literally in grave danger due to his lack of knowledge I. the situation (he's hunting Victoria's coven, and has no clue, and literally Victoria gives a bitch a heart attack. Harry Clearwater I'm pretty sure?)

- what is the limit of Jasper's emotional manipulation power? exactly??

he seems overwhelmed when everyone is crowding Bella after the near crash with Tyler's van, but can't tell that Bella is anxious or planning something when she sneaks off to get to the ballet studio???

- it's hot when Alice rips James's head off.

I said what I said, that's all.

- JUST FUCKING LET . HER. TURN. U . DUMMY.

-Alternatively, CARLISLE YOU'VE HAD THE STRENGTH AND OR FULL TUMMY ENOUGH TO TURN LIKE 6 PEOPLE; THE FUCK WHY ARENT YOU THE ONE SUCKING OUT THE VENOM??? U TELLING ME THAT NONE OF UR FUCKING KIDS EVER TOOK A FIRST AID COURSE? ROSALIE HAS NEVER HAD HUMAN BLOOD SURELY SHE COULD DO THE FIRST AID BIT?

- Alice tossing herself thru a window is still the funniest fucking thing

- Why does edward's hoodie have no strings like he just got out of a pysch hold???????

- the codependency is real and icky

- I've been noticing it the entire movie but the poorly disguised 5 o'clock shadow that eddie boy permanently has etched onto his jaw is the most nonsense part of this whole fuckin thing.

- "... but 20 bucks is 20 bucks, "Jacob, agreeing to ominously threaten his friend.

-I, for one, refuse to believe that Alice doesn't regularly host house parties.

maybe the first few months no one showed up because she was the weird Alaska girl with the culty family and matching jewelry and the constipated boyfriend. I'm headcanoning that Alice has been planning parties for years, once a month, and then using her visions to pre-screen invite rsvp's and deciding not to because no one said yes.

now that I'm crying, let's continue.

- every time I consume twilight I think, huh, does Bella really love Edward, or just rhe mystery and idea of romanticized immortal bliss and opportunity that he represents. does edward love Bella? or is he just seeing the first challenge in decades, who happens to be witty and surprising and who he likes the smell of a lot, but wants to keep her human specifically because he wants the excitement of her being sort of this innocent untouched damsel in constant distress who he can watch sleep and gaslight into being his own personal Bella Novella.

-the fact that vistoria dressed up for their prom??? why??

she... she's in a separate building??? what was the point story wise? like, we g e t it, Rachel Lafevre is hot.

that is all

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What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

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The Cullens' Halloween Party '24

Here are Rosalie and Emmett's costumes!

That final scene in Midsommar really resonated with Emmett so he convinced Rose to be his May Queen for the party.

2 more illustrations to go! who'll be next? ^^

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Waterdance Painting - Waterdance Fine Art Print

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mechanical worms bedding down for slumber