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What the fuck is that gif?

Ruby: AAAAAAAUGH! I'M SO THIRSTY!

Jaune: What's wrong, Ruby?

Ruby: I'm so thirsty, I feel like I'm dying!

Jaune: Oh, well, here. Will this help?

Ruby: ...I DON'T WANT YOUR COCK! (Swipes, Throws) I SAID I'M THIRSTY!

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Bliss.

Bleiss found herself roaming the halls of beacon as she was trying to think of how to approach her sister without conflict but everything she thought of didn't work.

Weiss was just so fuckin stuck up that's why she cant stand her, she's too fuckin prissy

The thought ran through Bellameres head before shoving it away. She was nearly as grown adult and as much as she loved being right her sister was more important than her ego.

But oum damn it all why the fuck couldn't Weiss just relax around her and not foam at the mouth at everything Bleiss said!

Unbeknownst to Bleiss her feat brought her to a single dorm. Team JNPR's dorm... This was that arc boys team dorm, knowing how he acts it was probably full of losers. Bleiss knocked on the door and soon it opened to reveal the one and only invincible champion, Pyrrha Nikos.

Pyrrha: oh hello Weiss.. what's with the new look?

Bleiss just looked her up and down before trying to speak "calmly" and "dignified" considering this was that overconfident bratty bitch Weiss just LOVED to speak of.

Bleiss: Ms. Nikos apologies for the intrusion-

Pyrrha: I told you already Weiss call me Pyrrha

Bleiss looked at her somewhat annoyed.

Bleiss: apologies Pyrrha but you have me confused for my sister. I am Bellamere Givrése. Weiss' twin.

Pyrrha took a moment before snapping her fingers.

Pyrrha: oh yeah your her "evil twin". I guess on the surface the title is apt.. regardless what do you need Bleiss?

Bleiss: I'm here for Jaune Arc, Ms. ni-

Pyrrha: Pyrrha. I have a name, I'm a person just like you, not some deity.

Bleiss was a bit taken aback, she figured Pyrrha was some snotty stuck bimbo that was used for a one time sponsorship with some weird cereal... That she may have begrudgingly liked.

Bleiss: Pyrrha... So may I please talk with Mr. Arc.

Pyrrha: sure thing.

Pyrrha would lean back and shout into the dorm.

Pyrrha: jaune! You got a visitor. Its weiss' "evil twin".

Jaune: wait what?

Jaune popped his head out from the door frame as he held a box of cereal that Bleiss recognized instantly.

Bleiss: are you... Are you eating pumpkin Pete's?

Jaune: yeah... Any problem with that?

Bleiss: yes. It's the fact no one told me you had some pour me a bowl aswell.

Jaune was a bit surprised but nodded and soon both sat at a table with Bleiss scarfing down her bowl as jaune looked at her in awe.

Jaune: you alright? You act like you haven't in cereal in years

Bleiss stopped and swallowed what was left in her mouth.

Bleiss: right on the money knight, Vacoue ain't got a lot of food, hence the constant delivery of food.. plus the peice of shit who helped my mother conceive me never allowed us to eat "filth's food" .. winter did manage to sneak a few in for all four of us before she got all stick-up-her-ass.

Jaune: that... That surprisingly is sad

Bleiss: yeah.. but ah fuck that boohoo shit and fuck the old bag. He's a daft cunt and a sqwimp.

Jaune: I can agree to that.

Jaune brought up a fist right beside her as Bleiss fist bumped him. Meanwhile Ren Pyrrha and Nora watched in the background.

Pyrrha: I don't get how she's an Evil twin. Most evil thing to her is her language.

Nora: I like her, she seems fun

Ren: I have a bad feeling about her... Something is off with her disposition.. like she's hiding something.

Pyrrha: well if anything happens we'll be prepared... She better stop sizing jaune up though.

Fin

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I mean that's what I was going to do before shifting to my rewrite so uh.

Fuck it go ahead

let the suffering ensue.

Ya know how we have a week for a ship? Well about instead of that, for each week, I'll write a single ship post where I put a certain Jaune ship through the fucking ringer, What if I just decided to say fuck it and put your favorite ship through hell? Hm?

(come on... just let my inner writing sadist screw with your favorite ship)

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The queen of the nothingness.

Glitch's forsaken deity.

The Omniverse's destroyer.

Abadona, the null empress.

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Run

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Union Repent.

I swear designing Red stray was a fuckin BITCH

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Fool no more

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....gege gonna be foaming out the fucking mouth this MAYUN is built alternatively better.

Yet he STILL broke.

No wonder megumi is a bitch all the manliness went to his Old man.

Ngl toji is and always will be that mothafucker even when his bare ass is out and about. Man was sculpted from Gods.

He stank, he broke but he's still him.

toji stink man

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The fall and rise.

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... The fuck

Jaune, Ruby, and Penny were walking around Vale hand in hand when they stumbled across a store that was selling a new type of experimental dust

Ruby excited: OOHH WHAT KIND OF DUST IS THAT!?

Jaune: Hm I don't know Ruby.

Jaune turns to Penny: What about you Penny, have you seen this before?

Penny: I don't believe I have. Scanning.

Penny was scanning the dust and finds nothing but question marks

Penny: Hm this dust is unknown.

Ruby: Let's go buy it and see what it does! Coming Penny?

Penny smiles: Sure!

Jaune: Guys I don't think that's a good ide-

Jaune was cut off when his two girlfriends suddenly past him in high speeds causing him to stumble.

Jaune sighs knowing this might be a bad idea

LATER

The three adorkable couple are in the woods with the new experimental dust figuring out what to do with it

Jaune: So what should we do with it?

Penny shrugs

Ruby: Oh I know! Let's throw it and see what it does!

Ruby reaches for it but Jaune snatches it

Jaune: Are you kidding? We don't know what element it is, for all we know it could make a black hole!

Ruby: Cool!

Jaune: No Ruby it's NOT cool!

Jaune and Ruby were playing tug of wars with it Jaune was gaining the upper hand and Ruby has an idea

Ruby turns to their girlfriend: Penny! Help Me!

Penny: I don't know if I sho-

Ruby: Help me or no more 'you know what'!

Jaune: Ruby that ain't fair! You can't use sex as an advan-

Penny: I'M COMBAT READY!

Before Jaune knows it he was suddenly pushed away, but as he was pushed away he and Ruby lost their grip on the dust and it suddenly exploded at Ruby's and Penny's feet.

Jaune sat up and rubbed his head: Ow Penny did you really have to push that har-

He suddenly went silent when he looked up and saw

Jaune: RUBY! PENNY! ARE YOU BOTH OKAY!?!?

Ruby: I'M OKAY! I JUST CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS! I ALSO FEEL VERY LIGHT!

Penny: I'M ALSO FINE BUT MY ARMS AND LEGS APPEARS TO BE NONFUNCTIONAL!

Suddenly winds blew a soft breeze and the two inflated girls started to float away

Ruby/Penny: HELP!!!

Jaune: HANG ON GIRLS!

Jaune looked around and notices 2 long ropes, he quickly grabbed them and made 2 lassos

Jaune threw one lasso and with luck it wrapped around Ruby's leg and he pulled the rope making it tight and secure and done the same with Penny.

He quickly grabbed the two ends of the ropes and tied himself to them making sure they don't go anywhere

Jaune: DON'T WORRY! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DR. POLENDINNA! MAYBE HE CAN FIX THIS SITUATION!

And so off they went to find some help, well more like off Jaune went while carrying his 2 balloon girlfriends.

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Make it out alive. By one ok rock

Swear to God this song lives in my head rent free.

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So I need all of your guys opinion on something. (For story Purposes)

(apologies for my terrible humor)

So I'm a guy who likes jaune-

"GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR GLAZING-"

Shut!

Ok. It's also was saying before the voices of the void interrupted me, I'm a guy who likes jaune, he's my second favorite character behind yang. And I'm also the same guy who's writing RWBY: fate (my reinterpretation of rwby)

And I have a really really bad idea when it comes to this man.... I wanna kill him off. No not in place of Pyrrha I still have full intentions of her dying early. I plan on killing jaune off at the end of what I'm calling "the fall" arc. Which is basically volume nine but its not actually going to be volume nine (hell no I have full intention of writing this story at its proper length of time needed for the story to go).

And basically what I intend to do is before the ark begins Jaune would sustain a mortal wound from cinder and while he's in the ever after he's not dying but the wound is still slowly killing him. So after the whole adventure jaune knows he doesn't have long and hands Ruby crocea mors and decides to stay in the ever after (and no he would not be reverted back to being young I have no intention of doing that) and live out his life before the wound kills him when he gets home.

It's a dumb idea but I want to avoid Jaune feeling like he's the protagonist because I do want to focus on team RWBY.

(Of course this technically would go against the rule of any characters who did die in the show dying in the rewrite which would also technically apply to characters who still live but fuck it I kept adam alive so I could majorly change his character. Might as well make up for that)

What are y'alls thoughts?

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Also two notes if I send out any reblogs of any Ruby related stuff that is technically not me going against my rule, it's just because I feel like it.

That is all have a nice rest of your day gentlemen and every other fucker in between.

Times are changing.

So I have no doubt a lot of people come to my account for Rwby stuff because for some reason y'all are brain dead enough to like my garbage. And while I do enjoy this fandom it has been very nice to write fanfics for it my main focus for like Ruby related stuff is mainly going to be the rewrite of Rwby. Plus I want to post more of my original stuff and also want to Branch off into other topics that I like such as Celeste, hollow Knight, and maybe even inscryption again if I feel like it

hell maybe even little nightmares cuz I've been playing the games.

But the main question is will I still continue posting rwby fanfics?

Yes.. but also no

Now what do I mean? Well I mainly mean that I'm not going to write them anymore unless I am specifically asked to do one in which I will try to fulfill to the best of my ability.

So to put it simply.

USE MY ASKS YOU FUCKS.

Because otherwise I'm no longer going to post anything rwby related from here on out.

So if you're here for only the RWBY stuff then I advise you take a hike if you don't plan on using my asks. But if you're curious in my other stuff such as my original works then feel free to stay or if you're here for the rwby stuff still, use my asks.

That's all.

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....Jaune

Are you good my G?

Jaune: and now a word from our sponsors!

RWBY: ...

Ruby: Uh...who?

Jaune doesn't say anything. Never clarifies nothing to Team RWBY as he just stares blankly into space.

Ruby: Uh Jaune...?

Jaune: Hold on, Ruby *continues staring* I can see you, and I know what you are~

Ruby: Uh guys... Is Jaune gonna be okay?

WBY: *stumped*

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The oni, vs the dragon.

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Times are changing.

So I have no doubt a lot of people come to my account for Rwby stuff because for some reason y'all are brain dead enough to like my garbage. And while I do enjoy this fandom it has been very nice to write fanfics for it my main focus for like Ruby related stuff is mainly going to be the rewrite of Rwby. Plus I want to post more of my original stuff and also want to Branch off into other topics that I like such as Celeste, hollow Knight, and maybe even inscryption again if I feel like it

hell maybe even little nightmares cuz I've been playing the games.

But the main question is will I still continue posting rwby fanfics?

Yes.. but also no

Now what do I mean? Well I mainly mean that I'm not going to write them anymore unless I am specifically asked to do one in which I will try to fulfill to the best of my ability.

So to put it simply.

USE MY ASKS YOU FUCKS.

Because otherwise I'm no longer going to post anything rwby related from here on out.

So if you're here for only the RWBY stuff then I advise you take a hike if you don't plan on using my asks. But if you're curious in my other stuff such as my original works then feel free to stay or if you're here for the rwby stuff still, use my asks.

That's all.

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thank you for holding the black guard line general,

Your welcome soldier.

Now imma go back to sleep