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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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Okay this is gong to sound condescending on several levels but:

There's a kind of cliche about training a dog - that if you want it to always come when it's called, you should never scream at or punish it when it does. Even if you just spent twenty minutes getting increasingly panicked thinking it was dead in the woods! Even if it had been trampling through the neighbors garden! It is very important that it's direct association is 'stopping whatever super interesting thing I was doing to go back to human = being praised and rewarded'. If the association is instead being screamed at or punished, the dog will be less enthusiastic to stop whatever fun thing it's doing to run to that.

I feel like a great many people would noticably improve their own lives if they started applying the same logic to how they treated other humans.

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im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

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baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

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Jesus fucking CHRIST Kenzie's backstory is upsetting. First time in as long as I can remember that I've been unreservedly grateful for a tasteful fade to black

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i am once again begging the online left to stop giving credence to the idea that what you purchase can meaningfully affect change. targeted boycotts and purchasing freezes are effective when they are organized for the purpose of meeting specific, measurable demands and are being leveraged by groups in conjunction with multiple other forms of exerting collective power. a boycott needs to be in support of other forms of exercising power in order to have meaningful effect. "voting with your dollar" has essentially zero meaning or value. judging a demographic's politics by virtue of which commodities they purchase is misguided to the point of utter meaninglessness. it is not 1965 anymore.

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OP: Back when I was young, I couldn’t afford nice clothes. Now, I buy pretty dresses for the 18-year-old me. (cr 农村的陈奶奶)

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When lesbians encouraged my transition that was an investment. Straight women who fucked me before my transition were shorting

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am I late to this meme

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One kind of funny thing about Tumblr culture is that it's a universally unspoken rule that if you meet another tumblr user irl and you don't know them super well it's a little odd to ask for their Tumblr, even though youd do that with pretty much any other social platform. Like I was chatting with this person in one of my classes and they were like "oh yeah I have tumblr!" And I was like "oh cool me too!" Then we both just paused for a second, and just. Moved on with the conversation without asking for each other's Tumblr cuz You Don't Do That?? Your tumblr is a personal place. You dont share that shit with strangers. And tbh?? I love that

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>be HOA

>we have to buy a super expensive key card reader for pool access and replace the mechanical one

>that way we can deny entry to people who don't pay their dues. it will save so much money

>it breaks after a literal year and has to be replaced

>it got water in it

>pool

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let's roll with mama

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

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What's it like having coworkers? The closest thing I've had to coworkers is the fellow tgirl porn sluts that I'm mutuals with on like twitter and bluesky. Do you tell your coworkers that they have cute balls? Do you tell them they look breedable? What's it like to use Slack? Do you just send "🤏💖" to eachother all day?