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im curious, did you watch napoleon dynamite because of that kurtis conner video (because he talked both about that movie and the total drama island character) or is this just a coincidence lol

Haha kind of! I don’t remember him talking about total drama in the video though? But yeah I saw it and I was talking to my dad like can you believe I’ve never seen napoleon dynamite? And he was like YOU NEED TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW so I did.

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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

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has uh.... has anyone pointed this out yet? and now were at it can someone check on the frog it starts to smell weird in this phitchen

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AHHH NEW DIRTY LAUNDRY EPISODE YAYYYY

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like nya

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I went into a real candy store the other day for some Scandinavian treats and I think I ate all of my favorite ones :(

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What do we think gang is this more Dan coded or Phil coded?

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Can I make you feel weird?

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girl why r u so big beautiful brown eyes

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mwah ^_^

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absolutely diabolical sequence

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Not to be discourse-y butttt……I get the vibes that in real life Dan is more of a top (I know they’re both switches but they constantly call Phil the bottom so I’d lean more towards Dan being a top). However, I think 99% of the sex jokes Dan makes, especially about fictional characters, involve him being the bottom in the scenario. And if you ask me, I think it may be because he sort of internally views bottoming as the “gayer” position, and since his whole joke is “haha I’m gay” he feels the need to put himself in the position of a bottom when making a joke so that it comes off as like, more gay I guess. Do you know what I mean? Not saying he doesn’t bottom in real life, but that he usually references himself as such because he wants to come off as gayer. Like the idea of topping is too masculine.

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I get the sense that this is not at all the type of game they’d play on their own. They usually seem to play long form story games or combat games rather than dating sims but I feel like that just makes this so much cuter because they keep getting surprised

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Finally home in bed with a bowl of chips ready to watch the video

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big fan of people in the comments on all three of these videos so far desperately trying to communicate to dan and phil that 'just for the record you don't actually have to choose someone in the end you can date all of them if you want' because naturally that is an entirely foreign concept to those two who can't even remember their sim is supposed to be poly for more than ten minutes at a time

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I am easily amused by them always being like ewwww working out! knowing dan has been going to the gym and once took phil to a cycling class

they really can't let their old bits die like babygirl you quite literally ran laps around theatres while talking every night for 6 months

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dan saying 'as a gay man' ilysm <3333