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Wanting to feel pretty but you have sensory issues and hate touching anything slimy

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Hyperfixated so hard i stole their voice and gave it to my own character

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I need a voice claim for this fucker so I'm making a poll lmao

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Patton: You have to apologize to Roman!

Virgil: Fine!

Virgil: Unfuck you, or whatever

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Patton: Virgil, wake up!

Virgil, half asleep: Five more minutes…

Patton: You’ve been in a coma for two years!

Virgil: …

Virgil: Okay, two more minutes…

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Remus: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Logan: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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If i was in a horror movie I'd probably die first bc the killer would hear my fucking ankle crack like 5 times

Or my knees would take me out before the killer does 💀

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real

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Remus: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Janus: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Remus: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

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Janus: Why are you doing this?

Remus: You know the rules; you brought me to work, you must suffaaaaaaaah!

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Remus, out of nowhere: Cover them up slut

Janus:...what?

Remus: Your tits cover them up

Janus:

Janus: You're in MY room??

Remus: And I'm in here talking to you so cover.them.up

Janus: I DON’T EVEN HAVE TITS

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Logan: Jesus how much did you eat?

Patton: I think two chocolate milkshakes and a burger

Logan: Two milkshakes?

Logan: Doesn't flavored milk hurt your stomach

Patton: Does it?

Logan: Yes do you not remember throwing up last time?

Patton:

Logan:

Patton:

Logan: You’re about to throw up right now aren't you

Patton:...i think so

Logan: I'll..uh get a trashcan

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Kuromi edit that i whipped up on Tuesday lololol

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Janus, turning the kitchen light on: *sees Remus with his back turned standing in front of the fridge*

Janus: What are you doing

Remus, turning around:

Janus: are you eating bacon bits from the bag?

Remus: Yes, i am

Janus:

Janus: Oh so you get to eat shit like that but when i want some cake to myself i get asked what my blood sugar is at??

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Patton: Look, Logan, a note. You know, I don't usually read things out of Virgil's pocket. I'm more respectful than that.

Logan: Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Remus: *presses the crosswalk button*

Janus: Why did you do that there's no cars we can cross?

Remus: Wait for it

Janus: Wh-

*a bunch of cars all the sudden start speeding by almost knocking janus over*

Janus:

Remus: :)

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Roman: What's he going to teach them? How to lick Dorito crumbs from between the sofa cushions? Or how to leave a dead bird on the carpet?

Remus: That was a gift, you bastard. That was a gift for the family.